It's official! It took 4 days, but the results are finally here: and Joe Biden & Kamala Harris are the new Presidents of the United States of America! 

Hopefully.

Like everyone else, Julie & Brandy are cautiously optimistic about what is to come in 2021, but democrats need to win more than just the White House if America is going to experience any real change in the next four years. So, the girls call on their good friend/favorite teacher, Mr. Beat, to answer all their burning questions about the run-off election in Georgia, and what it will mean if the United State Senate ends up in a tie. Come for Mr. Beat, but (please) stay for the girls, because they need all the sympathy downloads they can get during this difficult transitional time. 

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What is there to say, really? 

The 2020 Presidential Election is finally here, and Julie & Brandy are full-on f*cking horrified. 

The girls (as well as, half of America) have been waiting for four years to prove that Donald Trump's victory in 2016 was a fluke, but, turns out sweetie? It wasn't a fluke. Americans showed up to the polls to vote in record numbers, and (unfortunately), they weren't just democrats. The country is divided, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Like Julie & Brandy, this episode is highly manic, and devoid of any concrete answers (so if that's what you're here for... (you should keep looking).

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The 2020 Presidential election is exactly one week away, and everyone is stressed the f*ck out! Desperate for something to do (besides drinking and drugs), Julie & Brandy decided to join the masses and vote early. As a podcast segment, their voting-journey was boring and mostly pointless. But as a civic duty? It doesn't get any more legendary than: * voting early * at the Hollywood Bowl * for the first black female Vice President * during a pandemic.* After that, the girls do Professor Allan Lichtman's famous (and probably fake, but so far) fool-proof, presidential-prediction quiz to trick themselves into believing that Joe Biden & Kamala Harris have got this election in the bag. Clearly grasping at straws, this episode has little to offer in terms of concrete answers or comfort, so if that's what you came for, you're sh*t out luck.

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Despite the fact that it's been less than a month since Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, and despite the fact that it's less than a month until the Presidential election; This week, the Senate Judiciary Committee started the confirmation hearings for Judge Amy Coney Barrett, who is Trump's nominee to replace The Gader on the Supreme Court. Amy Coney Barrett is an extremely religious and conservative judge who does not believe in gay marriage, a woman's right to choose, assisted suicide for the terminally ill, fertility treatments for families struggling to have children, or equal voting rights for all people. Julie & Brandy are absolutely horrified by her Corny ass being on the Supreme Court, because in addition to disagreeing with her (strongly) on all the aforementioned civil rights - they also believe (strongy) in the separation of Church & State. Trigger warning: the episode is savage and gives zero f*cks regarding religion & religious bigotry, so if you're looking for an unbiased & un-offensive rundown of Amy Coney Barrett- you're not gonna find it here.   

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The election is stressing out every single person in America, and Julie and Brandy are no exception. Looking for any excuse to drink and do drugs, the girls extended their "stress-bender" to include last week's Vice Presidential Debate. Packed with ZERO revelations, and little (to no) tolerance, this episode is nothing to write home about.  BUT. Kamala Harris is a living-legend, the debate itself was history-in-the-making, and Mike Pence is a fake b*tch who is about to lose his job- so it's a good opportunity to revisit, reconsider, and remember how truly profound & exciting this moment was. 

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This week, Donald Trump announced he has Corona Virus, so there's only one thing for Julie & Brandy to do: celebrate! First, they make fun of him for being a big, fat douche who deserves Corona along with all the other diahrrea-toilet Republicans that he infected at his stupid Supreme Court Nomination Ceremony, and then they get WAPS talking about Kamala Harris eating up Mike Pence at the Debate THIS WEDNESDAY. After that, Melania stops by for a moment to talk about what it's like having Covid as an ex-model, and how she feels about those leaked tapes of her trashing Christmas. On paper it might sound good, but don't get your hopes up. This episode is definitely not as exciting (or funny) as the news of Trump catching the 'Rona.

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This week, Kentucky Attorney General, Daniel Cameron announced that the 3 police officers involved in the (wrongful and unlawful) death of (unarmed, civilian) Breonna Taylor, would NOT be charged for her murder. Upon hearing the news, Julie & Brandy wondered: why does Nick Cannon get fired from a tv show for saying stupid sh*t on his podcast, but cops don't get fired for MURDERING black people? To find out the answer to that question (and more), the girls enlist the help of a legendary educator, Mr. Beat. He a high school, social studies teacher by day, and a YouTube star by night... But he's HOT 24/7. So grab your Trapper Keeper, and find your desk, because this is one class you're not gonna want to ditch. 

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American icon & legendary, Supreme Court Justice: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died on Friday, so (of course) Julie & Brandy spent all weekend in their drug den, getting drunk. To complicate things even further- Julie has a very random & very time-consuming job (that she's doing while hung-over), which means she has no time to prepare for the podcast. So, this episode is basically: (a very unstable) Brandy, teaching (a very exhausted) Julie about all the (very incredible) things that Ruth Bader Ginsberg did in her career. As episodes go, it's probably not one of their best, but it's definitely one of their saddest. 

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What is there to say, really? The left side of America is on fire, literally and figuratively. The Presidential election is 50 days away, and anyone who is still considering voting for Donald Trump at this point, needs to have their head examined. And anyone who is still clinging to the Repugnican party is (in actuality) clinging to their white supremacy, and it's time for them to close their f*cking legs. 

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Even though every holiday is ruined by the 'Rona, and half of America is unemployed (including Julie and Brandy), Labor Day didn't get cancelled this year. Stuck with nowhere to go, and nothing to do, the girls called on their most glamorous friend, Lea Black, to serve up the party feels, and she did not disappoint. What started out as just another boring episode about voting in-person, ended up featuring an unforgettable kiki with a legendary Miami Housewife.

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