Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way.

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Since Julie is out of town dancing for dollas (again), this episode was recorded a week early. With a little help from their good friend Ronnie Karam, the girls do a shallow, crappy dive on conspiracies. Like cutting into an undercooked ham, this episode seems fine at the beginning, but it's a hot mess from the middle on.  

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It's Tuesday, and President Trump pulled out of the Iran deal just in time for Julie & Brandy criticize him for it! After that, they break down this month's crucial primary elections, and then discuss Trump's nominee to head the CIA, Gina Haspell. Things lighten up considerably when Melania stops by to talk about her new campaign and explain what the f*ck "Be Best" means. The girls tried to "be best" at podcasting this week's politics, but when it was all said and done, they were probably too sober for their own good.

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Julie and. Brandy start off the show by celebrating the gift that keeps on lying: Rudy Giuliani. The party continues as they dissect the highlights of Trump's speech at the NRA convention. If gun enthusiasts and liars aren't your thing, stick around for Kanye West and his "free thoughts" about opioids and slavery. If time is money, then Yeezy's free thinking is expensive AF.

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It was a drama-filled week in the high school cafeteria of American politics, and Julie & Brandy couldn't wait to dive right in. They start with the backlash against comedian Michelle Wolfe who hosted the White House Correspondents dinner, before moving on to skewer the apology cops trolling Joy Reid on twitter. They finish the episode by celebrating the official end to Bill Cosby's raping days. Times up B*TCH.

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This week, Julie is on a homo-tour of the east coast, so the girls recorded this evergreen delight a few days early. Being that old news is no news, they decided that this week's episode was the perfect time to introduce their new segment, "Anne read a book in 2 days." Brandy's friend Anne took the girls to "Fire and Fury Scheww" back January, but now she"s got her very own segment and she did not disappoint! This time around, she focused her speed-reading talents on the new James Comes book, "A Higher Loyalty; Truth, Lies, & Leadership." How can a review of this book possibly take up a whole show? One word: tangents.

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This week, Julie & Brandy come full circle when they interview their podcast mentor & bestie/sistie Jonny McGovern. They kiki with the Hey Qween host for most of the show, but first they break down the sh*tstorm of Trumps's lawyer Michael Cohen, Ivanka, Don Jr, and "The end stage of the Trump Presidency." Afterward, their heroism is caught on tape when they stop (save) Julie's dog Nacho from eating a full candy bar. It was scary, but it was worth it though because it gave them a new work out idea and also because- #heroes.

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Julie & Brandy left their hearts (and livers) at Miami Pride, so they are hanging on by a very thin thread . A phantom thread, if you will. First, they break down the atrocities happening in Syria before reveling in the recent FBI raid on Trump's personal attorney, Michael Cohen. After that, they celebrate Sarah F#ckabee Sanders and spend a Moment with Melania at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Keep your expectations low and your patience high, because this crap is pretty convoluted.

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This week, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed by the big picture. They barely even have time to discuss the Roseanne reboot, before they have to break down Trump firing the secretary of Veteran's Affairs & replacing him with his personal physician. After that they suffer through tragic stories of Laura Ingraham's homophobic history before going to 'Consent Scheww' with their professor for the day, Erin Tillman aka the Dating Advice Girl. Buckle up, because this is one hell of a random-ass episode. 

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Fresh off a gay cruise, the girls are hung over and depressed about Trump's new National Security Advisor, John Bolton. But their moods pick up when they get the opportunity to go 'off limits' with the world famous drag queen, Miss Richfield 1981 (aka Russ King). They finish off by celebrating America's thirstiest teenagers and the important work they're doing to influence gun legislation.

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