Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

Julie and Brandy recorded this podcast from a hotel room in Amsterdam after a night of extreme partying. The lethal combination of jet lag and hang overs could only be cured with one thing: more drinking. So the girls drunkenly stumble thru North Korea's nuclear testing and spend a very drunk Moment with Melania, but then (thank f*ck) they do a sober interview with Molly McAleer that they prerecorded when they were still in LA,This is definitely the dumbest episode yet, so listen at your own risk. You were warned!

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In between shoving their new Patreon podcast down everyone's throats, Julie & Brandy go through some listener gifts and comments, and then discuss Trump's 984th bad decision: Pardoning convicted racist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio. After that, they settle in to talk to Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi, the stars of the late night talk show Throwing Shade on TV Land. Then, Julie rushes through a lackluster 'So There's That,' just in time for the girls to hawk their Patreon podcast one last time.

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The racist press parade continues this week with Trump's "infrastructure" press conference on Tuesday. By Friday, scabby Steve Bannon is tagged as the official white supremacist scapegoat, and subsequently fired. Julie and Brandy celebrate (?) the ousting of Bannon while mourning any semblance of hope they had left. Toss one back with the girls for all the (non)homies that are gone, along with all of their dignity!

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All roads lead to Trump on this week's episode. With no guest to kill time, Julie & Brandy are stuck dissecting every Trump press conference and (spoiler alert!) they were all terrible. There was the crappy, middle of the road, damn-near racist speech about Virginia. There was the nuclear threats to and from North Korea. And don't forget the one where he THANKED Putin for kicking over 700 diplomats out of Russia. The girls are high on champagne and Bonnie Raitt, so Julie is gayer and Brandy is dumber than usual.

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Julie & Brandy have finally gotten their official Patreon account up and running! After they finish begging for money at the top of the episode, they roll right into discussing the leaked transcripts from Trump's January phone conversations with the president of Mexico and the prime minister of Australia. After that, Canada's premiere feminism expert Meghan Murphy takes the girls to scheww on her tiny bicicleta of women's equality, and what she has to say about feminism may shock you. But, probably not

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It's been one hell of a week for the Trump administration, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. After recapping the sh*t storm that keeps on sh*tting, the girls go "Off Limits" with podcaster and political expert, Bob Cesca. Bob explains everything from the skinny girl health care bill to the Trump supporters brainwashed by Fox News. All that, plus the girls are dancing for dollars with their new Patreon account.

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It's been 2 weeks of no drinking, and Julie & Brandy have been bored sh*tless, so, the shakeup at the White House Press Office couldn't have come at a better time. This week, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci to be his new Communications Director, and the girls waste no time ripping "the Mooch" a new a$$hole, before celebrating the resignation of White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who left behind the bitchy gift that keeps on giving: Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After that, they highlight some special douchecapades involving Jared Kushner, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and (of course) President Trump himself. Get ready to multi-task, because this episode is just about as exciting as the description.

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Julie & Brandy are back in the country just in time to break down all the tomfoolery between Donald Trump Jr and Jared Kushner at their top secret Russia meeting! After that, they go over the (basically) defunct Senate Health Care bill and play a very special clip of Vice President Mike Pence lying to everyone about it! The girls just got back into town and they are on a three week, detox, cleanse with no drinking (the horror!), so keep your expectations low, because this episode promises to be very hit or miss.

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Hold on to your hats because the girls get VERY random in this pre-recorded masterpiece. What was supposed to be an episode focusing on Julie's lesbian rage, turns into a messy, casserole of emotions from both girls. First Judge Julie eviscerates Scott Pruitt, then a gay question about Nancy Pelosi ends up in a tangent about dead pets and AIDS. The big finale is Julie is on her period and wants to yell at someone, but (again!) the caller is non-combative, so she ends up just being nice to him. They're all over the map in this very unique, emotionally charged, evergreen episode.

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This is probably the dumbest episode of Dumb Gay Politics yet, so listen with caution. The girls are hung over (again), but it really doesn't matter since the only 'news' is the non-news of the proposed Senate Health Care bill. They slowly meander through that bulls*t, before going off-limits with their favorite Real Housewife of New York, Dorinda Medley! After Dorinda, the girls spend a wonderful moment with Melania, talking about her recent move to D.C. Dial down your expectations (and your IQ), cause it's dumber and gayer than usual.

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