Dumb People Town

Legendary radio host and comedian Phil Hendrie (Hendrie on all streamers) stops by as Daniel describes a man that got stung in the testicles by a scorpion while at a Las Vegas resort, Randy explains why an Oklahoma judge opened fire and intentionally crashed his car in Texas, and Jason warns against pulling your spouse's pants down in the town square of your Florida retirement village.

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Comedian, author, and podcaster Laurie Kilmartin stops by as Randy explains how a gun that was fired at a White Sox game was hidden in a woman's belly fat, Daniel describes a Delta flight with maggots, and Jason warns against paying for McDonald's with fentanyl covered bills, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, and host Howie Mandel invites us into his studio as Randy describes a British Airways pilot who claimed he snorted cocaine off a topless woman before a flight, Daniel explains how a woman lost her insurance claim after winning a Christmas tree throwing contest, and Jason warns against eating your roommate's last Hot Pocket, and so much more!

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Comedian and actress Kathy Griffin stops by as Jason explains how a 77 year old woman married herself, Randy describes how a ferry passenger got caught smuggling lizards in her bra, and Daniel warns against suing Hershey's over chocolate footballs, and so much more!

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Comedian and author Mike Bridenstine (The Perfect Amount Of Wrong) stops by as Randy explains why an airport worker stripped naked and started doing pushups, Daniel describes a wedding shop that closed forever due to a spider, and Jason tells the story of Thomas the bisexual, polyamorous goose, and so much more!

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Comedian Brad Williams (Starfish on Veeps) stops by as Daniel describes a man who claims he was kicked out of yoga and gave a girl a concussion due to his large penis, Jason explains how 2 people were banned from DisneyWorld after a fight over a photo, and Randy warns against using a drone to ruin peoples' pools, and so much more!

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Comedian and author (Hello Friends) Dulce Sloan stops by as Randy describes why a naked Canadian man found Mounties in his bedroom and sued them for giving him a nickname, Jason warns against trying to dry a baseball field by lighting it on fire, and Daniel explains why a Florida man is suing Dunkin Donuts over a toilet explosion, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, and director Bill Burr (also co-founder of ATC) stops by as Jason explains why a vampire dad is injecting himself with his teenaged son's blood to stay young, Daniel describes a Florida man that lost an arm to an alligator, and Randy warns against breastfeeding from your mother on your wedding day, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton stops by as Jason explains how a man claiming to be a time traveler threw a brick through a family's window to save them from a future event, Randy describes a Florida man that tried to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel, and Daniel warns against working out in the middle of the night lest you get stuck upside down on the equipment, and so much more!

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Comedian, podcaster, and author (Subculture Vulture) Moshe Kasher stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man who was arrested after locking himself in a Little Caesar's that he was burglarizing, Jason explains why a woman in a pink dress stole a tractor, and Randy warns about mistaking a yoga class for a mass killing, and so much more!

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