Dumb People Town

Paul Soter of Broken Lizard (Quasi on Hulu 4/20) joins as Jason warns against calling 911 over barbecue, Randy questions how an airline can claim a cockroach in a meal is actually sautéed ginger, and Daniel gets to the bottom of how a Chik-Fil-A offered it's employees food instead of pay, and so much more!

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Big Jay Oakerson stops by as Jason describes the worst way to react to sold out flights at the airport, Daniel explains why a grandma wanted a penis-shaped headstone on her grave, and Randy recounts the story of a man who held his family hostage and threatened them with Coldplay lyrics, and so much more!

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Graham Elwood (Manifest It on ATC's YouTube) sits in as Randy tells the tale of a British man who wakes up on a Thai beach naked, Daniel describes how a man pushed a peanut up Pikes Peak with his nose, and Jason warns about a VR headset that kills the user if they die in their game, and so much more!

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Jeremiah Watkins (Daddy on YouTube now) stops in as Jason tells us about a baby that got a terrible pandemic name, Daniel describes a joyride gone bad in a rare Mercedes, and Randy explains how a man can be so bored that he plants a deadly weed, and so much more!

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Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more!

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Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!

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David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!

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Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!

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Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!

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Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?" 

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