Dumb People Town

This week Mary Lynn Rajskub comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild claim about litter boxes in school. The second story is a painful lesson about why you shouldn't take dares. The final story is someone taking their mom's car.

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This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst surprise you can get from your parents. The second story is a classic creek story. The final story is one big accident.

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This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a glittery mess. The second story is a bit TOONIE. The final story is about an impaled car.

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This week Zahid Dewji comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a doozy for those that are into sounding and/or home improvements.

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This week Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a cautionary tale of indulgence. The second story dives into some candles. The final story is about McDonald's latest experiment.

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This week Dusty Slay comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a friendship ruined by steak. The second story dives into a mans plan to steal a truck. The final story is about one man's possible kink.

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This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is one mans revenge for not getting a job.

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This week Maz Jobrani comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman making trouble on a plane. The second story shows us a new weight loss technique. The final story is about a surprising challenge from an Alexa.

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This week Brian Simpson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in a Waffle House. The second story is a terrible, terrible date. The final story is about a surprise extra from KFC.

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This week Janae Burris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a runner's messy accomplishment.

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