Dumber Every Day

Dumber Every Day

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  • #9 - Wherein The Therapist Has Me Hurt My Feelings

    Another episode packed to the gills with an assortment of yawns, sniffles, and mouthbreathing. We set a new personal best for dead air, and this podcast has the special honor of being the first one I've actually had to edit! Not the parts you wish I would though.

    We dive into the after action report for therapy, and discuss this week's homework, which is my hardest assignment yet. Tired of hearing about April? Too bad, this episode is yet again half about her and The Therapists thoughts and concerns about the situation. We learn, we laugh, we're congested. It's got something for everyone. Enjoy, you gaggle of geese!

    51 min
  • #8 - Ummmmmmmm

    Happy Therapy Eve! This episode contains a shocking amount of mouth breathing, some outrageous sounds from the nose, and more! Prepare to be disgusted. Lessons learned from May! Everyone's new favorite topic, April and how I can't shut up about her! And the main course, lessons learned from therapy. It's an action packed episode and I've got manic energy! Enjoy

    48 min
  • #7 - Honey, I Hurt My Own Feelings

    This episode is a bit thiccness. Decided to record it in two parts, a before and an after, and it went about as well as you'd think it would. If you're tired of hearing about April, strap in because this isn't the episode for you. Filled with more yawns, a foul snort, and more realizations about why my dating life has been such a trainwreck lately. It's a journey of self realizations that definitely didn't hurt my feelings. I swear, I'm good.

    1 hr 2 min
  • #6 - It's (not) Gonna Be May

    Welcome to sad boy hours, featuring a side of girl dinner. Bad news about May, shocking realizations about April, and a general healthy helping of I didn't have a plan for this episode and it shows as I careen from one topic to the next. At this point you all should have come to expect nothing less from me.


    If you don't know me IRL, how'd you find the show? Answer in the Q&A section on the episode page in Spotify!

    44 min
  • #5 - I Can't Believe It's Almost All April

    Shock horror, another episode about my exes and my various failings as a partner and human in general. Tune in to hear me absolutely lose my train of thought in the first 5 minutes of the episode, as well as various yarns about all the ways my various exes destroyed my self esteem. It's a ripsnorter of sadness and self examination. Strap in, and enjoy the mess

    51 min
  • #4 - Yawns Ahoy!

    Do you like dead air, listening to mics getting punched, and mouthbreathing? Then strap in and prepare to have your socks knocked off, because this episode is for you. Let's talk about setting boundaries, dating, my mother, and how The Therapist is fixing me without me knowing. As an added bonus, this episode comes with 60% more yawns than previous episodes! Limited time offer

    42 min
  • #3 - What Drinking Problem?

    Turned the mic on without a thought in my head, and managed to create this masterpiece. Filled with sniffling, mouthbreathing, and of course my trademark cough, you'll wish the episode was an hour longer! Buckle up for a half hour of me drinking, choking on an ice cube, and just generally bouncing from one topic to the next like a pinball on PCP.

    39 min
  • #2 - A Whole Mess

    They say proper planning prevents piss poor performance. Thankfully I didn't take that advice when I sat down to record this episode. Strap in for 25 minutes of me rambling and really talking about nothing.

    27 min
  • #1 - Obviously I Don't Know

    In the first episode of Dumber Every Day, I dig into dating culture and give a bit of backstory about myself, as well as nonsensical rambling about many things. It can only get better from here, right?

    32 min

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Welcome to the mess! Follow along as I document my life as a 35 year old man re entering the dating world, and going into therapy much too late. It’s an audio journal for me, that everyone can listen…