Original Air Date: March 22, 2021

Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts?

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