Piss Piss Bang Bang….I mean, follow your dreams kids….sorry, I am a bit drunk at this 5th grade graduation. Who wants to see heroes fight guards who are pissing? Go for it.

The Great War has ended. The terror and torment that touched the lives of nearly everyone in the land have ceased. The enemy vanquished, peace shall reign as it had for centuries prior.

Amid the parades of victorious soldiers returning home after the long conflict the lord of the last major city at the edge of the land has summoned you for a meeting.

As the confetti and streamers are scattered, and the celebratory wine flows, the Iron Duke has a mission for four would be heroes?