Delnis channels his inner Elsa to shrug off a freezing trap while Doug adopts a chatty giant axe, proving that the only thing scarier than the Frostmaiden is a gnome trying to play Coldplay on a magical lyre.

The party congratulates themselves on "freeing" the Frostmaiden from her owl form, only to realize they�ve traded a grumpy bird for a twenty-foot ice giant who really hates bad puns.

Gods are invoked and ice avatars are shattered, but the real spectacle is the blindfolded rogue delivering a devastating action-hero one-liner directly to a castle wall.

After resolving a cursed axe rampage by briefly turning Doug into a fluffy kitten, the party flees a sinking island on a sperm whale only to find their shopping trip interrupted by a deadly assassin.

Sandy's Gang discovers that the only thing worse than fighting a mercenary with a giant axe is having an archwizard hit the pause button on reality just to deliver a dramatic ultimatum.

After reviving a dead dwarf just to sell him a custom koozie and fighting off a polar-bear-drawn double-decker bus, the party realizes the local goblin warlord is actually just a gnome having an identity crisis.

Tuuki tries to repossess a ten-foot construct by claiming the goblins are operating it without a permit, leading to a tense dinner invitation from a chieftain who is definitely, totally, 100% not a gnome in a costume.

The party discovers that the goblin chieftain is actually a trapped gnome in an alarmingly anatomically correct mechanical suit, leading to a daring escape and the historic rise of a leader named Shane 4.

Tuuki terrorizes the group with a weaponized dad joke, Delnis recycles a dead halfling into a spooky voicemail, and Doug voluntarily contracts lycanthropy just to see if it helps with his anger management.

The party discovers that the ancient Reghed Glacier is apparently a musical theater venue, featuring Doug's rendition of "Let It Go" to open the front door and a know-it-all sphere performing Gilbert and Sullivan.