Dystopian Simulation Radio

DRAIN THE LOCH! Yes, it's finally here. DSR  is covering THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. Linz has been advocating for years to pull the plug on the Loch and get to the literal bottom of what's down there. But down in the murky depths there are things far stranger than we could ever imagine.

Join Linz and Chris as they descend into the abyss and hunt for everyone's favourite Scottish monster, Nessie. So strap on your snorkel (and sporran) and let us discover the truth behind the Loch Ness Monster!

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Its a very special DSR episode with Linz and...Septembryo? Yes almost a year to the day after his first appearance he's covering for Chris again and presenting a truly strange case of the most documented series of alien encounters ever recorded...probably.

So join Linz and not Chris as they search the tapes for evidence of REAL ALIENS in kitchens, outside your window and just milling around. Stan's middle name ain't 'Tiger' for nothing, and he's the Tiger King of alien encounters.

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Ever wished you could go back in time? Well maybe you should join Project Pegasus! Yes recruit, you too can travel through time with other indigo children on the US Government's state sponsored chrononaught program! Join today!

This week Linz and Chris unlock the mysteries of time travel and investigate the case of one Andrew D. Basiago, whistleblower and bonafide time traveller. You may laugh...be we have photographic proof

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It's an age old story really. You're wondering through a forest when you bump into a beautiful forest alien. Before you know it your bodies are intertwined. Fast forward a few years and you've got hundreds of babies and you're both cucking a human sized mantis...

Join Linz and Chris as they get blue on this episode of DSR and pull back the covers on the claims of one David Huggins, intergalactic love machine.

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The Sasquatch is THE North American cryptid, known to all and seen by many, it's finally time for DSR to set a trap for this elusive big footed hairy 'squatchy boi.

Join Linz and Chris as they go down to the woods today and are sure to find a big surprise. What is the Big Foot? Where can you find them? What is their instrument of choice? All this and more will be answered in this episode of DSR!

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What could be creepier than a clown? A SPACE CLOWN GHOST(?). That's the strap line, you have to listen to this one to believe it...

Join Linz and Chris as they ask "What in the name of all that is holy is this?" and wade through the tears of a clown to...find the truth? I dunno man, do you read these descriptions? This is fucking weird brother hahahaha.

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One small step for man...and one giant task for a podcast. We investigate the moon landings, the evidence against them and ponder the future of space. Be sure to stick around for Chris' philosophical black hole he falls into by the end.

Join Linz and Chris as they blast off to moon, or fake it on a movie lot, and discover the truth about the Moon landings, when Elon Musk thinks he will land on Mars and why Buzz Aldrin has a Mike Tyson-like right hook.

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Opening up 2023 in the most cheerful way possible, DSR brings to you a tale of a man who infiltrated and corrupted an entire family and bent them to his will. Futoshi Matsunaga hand Junko Ogata wrapped around her little finger, she would do anything for love...and she would do that.

Join Linz and Chris as the open the file on this truly unbelievable story from the far east, you will be shocked and appalled and listener discretion is advised.

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HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS DSR UNIVERSE! 

Join Linz and Chris....AND SPECIAL GUEST SEPTEMBRYO for this extra special Christmas Paranormal Quiz.

Our hosts go head to head in a battle of the wills, a clash to of the titans, a duel of the fates, to find out who knows the most pointless paranormal knowledge. Septembryo returns to the podcast but this time just when we think we've got all the answers...he changes the questions.

Have a very merry Christmas and we will see you in the new year for DSR23 : Judgement Day! 

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We all know and love the jolly gentleman who brings us presents every year, but have you ever stopped and thought...how this we collectively come to believe in Santa Claus? Might he have darker origins than we ever thought? Where in jingle bells does Krampus fit into all this?

Join Linz and Chris as they unwrap this festive edition of DSR and investigate why Santa's belly jiggles like a bowl full of Jelly. P.S. Stick around for the end where the podcast depends into utter chaos as we talk about Icelandic 'Santa'.

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