We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants. So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches! Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. 

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