Orson Welles enjoyed drinking and so do we. Whether it's a birthday with the girls on Tuesday or a listener party on Wednesday, it's all basically Friday. Also, Ithaca has fancy roads, soccer is exciting, and you can still skate to George Michael. Enjoy this episode with a vodka-tini!

We've been doing this a long time, so occasionally we get cocky and try to recapture the magic of a past show and then fail and then post it on the internet. Welcome to episode 447! Also, Aaron plans to take the grunge tour of Seattle and Stacy wants to know what a bad motorfinger is and where to get one. Hey girl, it's not you - I just have obligations

Stacy isn't even listening until Aaron tells the tale of a well lit double wide in the dark woods filled with naked country girls and AM Gold. So naturally, we test our stripper intro skills. Then Jeremy goes insane at the ER vet and tries to start a fire with his mind. It's getting warm in here at El Chupacabra!

In episode 444, we talk gun violence, promote tourism and bash summer festivals. Then we wonder why the 50s and Utah are things, and teleportation is invented but nobody cares. Plus Stacy says stuff without thinking first! That's weird. This show is a fiesta for your senses!

Camaro Kev drops by the studio to talk about riding the train, hangovers, girls, time travel and doppelgangers. Plus this week's Troubling News! Episode 442 may cause touching of oneself. Sorry, Grandma.