Aaron and Jeremy like getting haircuts from ladies for some reason, we want you to share the show, and Stacy consumes a lot of liquid sunshine. Drink responsibly. Okay Hank, let's do this.

Jeremy is drying out so can only drink whiskey for awhile, but that doesn't prevent us from wanting our very own beer brand. Then a listener calls with a serious case of trophy envy, Stacy has a poop attack, and some dude gets sexy with a picnic table. Also, another edition of Troubling News! Don't look now, there's someone behind you.

Aaron makes Wilson mad, Jeremy plans to attend an old friend's wedding, and Stacy apologizes for loving beer too much. Then we introduce our new favorite best segment ever! Stop eating dirt and download this episode. It's better than a Mexican root canal.

We return to Aaron's mullet days with our own meme, Scott Carty rocks YouTube comments and, thanks to a listener, we remember angry dancing. Plus, Stacy's spirit animal, Jennifer Lawrence, pukes on Madonna's stairs. Have a great summer!

Aaron hears from a disgruntled former classmate and then gets vandalized. That's a weird coincidence. Also, YouTube comments with the Watt sisters, Stacy objects, and Billy Eichner smashes stuff. Listen to this episode or you'll hurt our feelings.