Electric HONK

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

MD Hates Christmas Small Talk on the Airwaves

ChatGPT Launches to Millions of Mesmorized AI Fans

End of Year Survey Highlights Shock Salmon

Word of the Year

Most Googled Word

Europe's Heaviest Drinkers

UK's Happiest Place

How to FAIL an Interview in 30 Seconds!

TOP SHELF – Stone's Ginger Wine

Goncalo Ramos vs Ronaldo

Labour scrapping House of Lords

Baroness Michelle Mone in Hot Water

GOOSE NEWS – Goose Steppin' all the way to London

THE HEADLINER: "British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows"

PORK SCRATCHINGS – Did Margaret Thatcher invent Mr Whippy?

25 German Right Wing Maniacs arrested in Government Coup

Jude Bellingham vs Kylian Mbappe (Mbappalaps!)

Holland & Dittmer Plot England's World Cup French Revolution

Harry and Meghan Docuseries Due to Land on Netflix

Lady Hussey Racism Transcript

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Strep A "save one life" (at least)

RMT Rail Strikes on 24th to 27th December on 8% offer

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

• Football Clichés Gone Wrong
• World Cup 2022 – Qatar Drama Building
• Gianni Infantino is Gay and Disabled at Qatar
• England's Lions didn't ROAR for LGBTQ+
• Germany protests FIFA with Hands on Mouth
• Iran Football Team Silence on Government Human Rights Intolerance
• Qatar World Cup Maths Doesn't Add up
  • Stadium Attendances Suspiciously High
  • Fergie Time and More in Qatar
• TOP SHELF – Salmon's Glaswegian Panther Milk
• Average Man National Olympics Lottery
• Suella Braverman Safe Passage Policy Malfunction
• Brexit Fail on 504,000 Record Net Migration for UK
• Ronaldo and Man United's Messi divorce
• Jim Ratcliffe's Slick Union Win
• GOOSE NEWS – London Underground Level 5 Goose Warning
• HEADLINER

"Shoplifting gran had bag of babybels, a star bar, and two sausage rolls up her m*nge"

• PORK SCRATCHINGS –The Franz Reichelt History Meme – Paris Parachute Legend
• Can Brits Pass "Life in the UK" Citizenship Test?
• Football's Coming Home for Christmas
• Festive Wokeness at Christmas
• Kaleidoscope – Create your own Netflix Series?

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

Here's what we cover this week:

Queen is dead. Long live the King.

Salmon Rides with Clive from Hythe

Crypto Bottoms Out in 2022 with FTX Crypto Crash

Check Mate to Anal Beads

TOP SHELF – Parma Violet Gin Liqueur

Cost of living crisis - Electric Honk on Tour with Candles in a Town Near You…

Musk Twitter Freedom of Speech Backfires with Paid Blue Check Fail

Silicon Valley says Sayonara to Thousands of Staff

UK to Down Tools in Mass Civil Strike

Lord Wolfson's Next Brexit Regret

Russia Pulls Out Early

GOOSE NEWS – The Oldest Trick in the Book

HEADLINER

• "I bonked 500 women by saying I'm Mick Hucknall"
• "Zoo separates five parrots after they were caught encouraging each other to swear at guests"
• "Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry whilst shouting "I'm JACK SPARROW" "

PORK SCRATCHINGS - Salvador Allende and How to Read Donald Duck

Qatar World Cup – Salmon Tears up his Morals

Campaign for BOOTING IT Out from the Back

Best and Worst Supermarket Christmas Adverts of 2022

Ryan Giggs is a Wordsmith – Poetry to Ex-Girlfriend

Matt Hancock Anecdote – make this second to last, and end on Ryan Giggs if poss

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

Here's what we cover this week:

1. MachineDaena new arrival – Eevie
2. Salmon cycles to France
3. Andy Robinson's sponsorship with Wimbledon ends
4. Rolls Royce £2,000 bonus is a win for capitalism
5. Halifax pronouns badges – They/Them
6. TOP SHELF – Glenfiddich Grand Reserve 21 single malt
7. Headliner – Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett
8. Just Stop Oil spoils F1 at Silverstone
9. Zhou Guanyu life saved by F1 Halo system
10. Starmer & Raymer cleared of Covid police probe
11. Boris Johnson resigns – Going, Going, Gone?
12. New Tory leadership content – predictions
13. GOOSE NEWS – Lake District Horror Show
14. PORK SCRATCHINGS – Roland the Farter
15. Ronaldo's next club?
16. UK heat wave due this week

World's longest walk from one destination to another

Funny Hobby / Business Names

Boris Johnson Vote of Confidence

Gary Neville Becomes Labour Member

TOP SHELF – Langs Banana Jamaican Rum

HEADLINER – Putin's Pootrid Suitcase

Bitcoin Takes a Dump Below $20k

USA Gun Laws to Change?

Blake Lemoine's Sentient AI Bot at Google

Monkey Pox Renamed by WHOke Lefties

Sports Washing – Saudi Laundromat

Rwanda Flight Stopped by ECHR, for Now

GOOSE NEWS – 13 Geese of Saint Eulalia

PORK SCRATCHINGS – These Bees Look Fishy!

Pogmentary – Pogba Amazon Documentary Released!

UK to Host Eurovision in 2023?

Football Transfer Window - Haaland, Mane and Nunez

Public Service Announcement – Train Strike on 21st, 23rd and 25th June

Labour's 4-day Bank Holiday Increase

UK Airport Travel Woes – Cancelled Flights!

Germans Say NEIN to High Train Fares

Tories U Turn on Windfall Tax as Predicted by Starmer

No Queen at St Pauls Cathedral

Prince Andrew Has Covid – Sus?

Ricky Gervais – Super Woke, Super Nature Stand up

Pop Song Lyrics are Heavy Lately!

TOP SHELF – The Three Bell Ends Gin

The Headliner – Why I've Got Some Sticky Near my Dicky

Johnny Depp Wins Defamation Trial

Liverpool Squander Quadruple Chance

DALL-E-2 AI Pictures

Clearview Image Harvesting

Stranger Things 4 – Viral Kate Bush

Whitby Abbey Fang-tastic World Record

GOOSE NEWS – Breast Feeding Mother Rescues Goose from Eagle

PORK SCRATCHINGS – British Premonitions Bureau

Black Mirror – New Season

Liam Gallagher at Knebworth 2022

Football Season Over – Transfer Gossip

Abromovich Finally Sells Chelsea

Pogba Leaves United Holding 6th in Premier League

54 Letters of No Confidence in Boris?

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you over the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

Here's what we cover this week:

Salmon's Post Covid Poo at Work

3 Lions Click Bait

1000 Farts in a Working Man's Club

£184m Lotto Winner Walks his Dog

TOP SHELF – Maraschino Liqueur & Cherries

THE HEADLINER – Vicar Hospitalised with a Potato up His Bum

Musk Trolls Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal

Amber Heard a Honk

Wagatha Christie – Vardy vs Rooney

McPutin Nuggets

Energy Company Windfall Fallout

Boris's Bus pass for 77-year Old Energy Saver

GOOSE NEWS – Chinese Guard Geese

PORK SCRATCHINGS – Man Survives Two Nuclear Bombs

Liverpool Complete the Quadruple?

United Fans Blame Stadium for Poor Performance

Female Refs at the World Cup?

Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you into the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

Here's what we cover this week:

• R V Daena
• King Salmon
• Microplastics
• Human Anus
• Fat people voting
• Neuroscience – dying brain activity
• TOP SHELF – United For Ukraine (brewdog)
• Headliner – Boy shits in a kettle
• Boris / Sunak – fines
• Heating Crisis
• Rwanda
• Just Stop Oil
• Reddit r/place – Geese with lightsabers
• Musk buys Twitter
• Nottingham Goose Fair
• GOOSE NEWS – Goose Man
• Pork Scratchings – Nuclear Waste
• Upcoming
  • World Cup Draw
  • Tyson Fury vs Dillian Whyte
  • Best Footballing Rivalries - Liverpool vs City
  • Liverpool win the Quad ?

Salmons Guide to Happiness

UK Gets Battered by Storms

TOP SHELF – Goose Island Beer called Derek!

THE HEADLINER – Reality Star who Received Death Threats for Selling £38,000 worth of Fart Jars Reveals Next Career Move"

Prince Andrews Goose is Cooked

Kurt Zouma - Don't F*ck with Cats

French Knight Life – The History and Origins of the Salute!

Metaverse Superbowl Fail – Foofighters Fail to Flatter Facebook

Nick Clegg Promoted at Meta to Same Level as Zuckerberg

Facebook Shares Nosedive –Active Users Decline

Risk 2022 Edition: Ukraine

Goose News – Wild Goose Chase in Salford

Pork Scratchings – Victor Noir's Grave a Fertility Symbol?

Covid Rules Dwindling in the UK?

Harry Maguire Should Go to Prison

New Found Respect for Wayne Rooney?

Kell Brook vs Amir Khan – Exhibition Fight?

Downing Street Parties Fall Out MP Christian Wakefield Labours the Tories Hazel Grove MP Scandal

Top Shelf – Dark Matter!

The Headliner – Bulgarian Red Wine!

Elon Musk's Chaotic Orbit!

Czeck Singer Dies Following Deliberate COVID 19 Contraction

Substack – Paid to be the Devil's Advocate on Big News?

Meatloaf is Brown Bread Inspires Salmons Work Colleague

Is Steven Gerrard Shaping up to be a Quality Manager?

Martial to Sevilla – Right move?

Chancel Mbemba - Footballer Defies the Aging Process!

Goose News – Derek Statue!

Pork Scratchings – Lily the Pink

WWIII inbound – Putin Invading Ukraine!

Salmon Describes taking the Podcast on Tour in a blackout!

Dorset Knob Throwing Competition – cancelled!

John Bercow – His Magic Wand Ends Child Poverty?