Electric HONK

Electric HONK

By Andrew Salmon & MachineDaenaComedySociety & Culture
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Electric HONK episodes

  • #008 - Sue Gray-Goose Inquiry
    Salmon breaks his phone, and MachineDaena swalled a ringpull when he was six! Alan Gosling gets birdflu in the UK – Nominative Determinism

    The origins of Disaronno

    Salmon and MachineDaena discuss the comedy wild west of 90s TV!

    Babys acting like a scene from Kong vs Godzilla

    Top Shelf – Marks & Spencer My G&TEA

    The Headliner – Percy Long Prong's Business Card!

    Fall out for the Prime Minister's Parties

    Sue Gray's Tory Party Inquiry – Bojo resigned?

    Pork Scratchings - The Colston Four

    Prince Andrew in court over Virginia Giuffre Epstein link

    Marks and Spencer change Midget Gems to Mini Gems?

    Newcastle first signings are underwhelming

    Gerrard off to a great start with Coutinho Signing at Villa

    Goose News – Barnacle Geese

    Pork Scratchings – Queen Anne of Great Britain

    1 hr 5 min
  • #007 - Festive FOWL Play

    Andy Shares his Parenting Advice to soon to be dad MachineDaena

    Top Shelf – Dutch Eggnog (Advocaat)

    The Headliner - "Police search for motorized picnic table drivers seen travelling through Perths Scarborough Beach Area"

    Is the Party over for the Tory Government?

    F1 Controversy – Lewis Hamilton loses 2020-2021 F1 under dodgy circumstances to Max Verstappen!

    Man sued for being asked to stop farting?

    Credit card fraud results in £4m lotto winner

    North Korea bans laughing for a week

    Swastika theme park ride in Germany?

    Michael Owen responds to Emma Raducanu SPOTY by posting about himself winning it

    Could Santa be Gay?

    Goose News – Black Egg Yolks from Goose in China?

    TikTok got more web hits than Google in 2021!

    Pork Scratchings - Nominative Determinism

    Boxing day football and Covid 19

    1 hr 11 min
  • #006 - Six Geese-a-Lying

    MachineDaena writes with his butt cheeks

    Andy Salmon becomes a Walrus Detective

    TOP SHELF – Brewdog Spiced Rum 500 cuts

    The Headliner – Small dong march demands end to stigma around small penises

    Tories Xmas Covid Party

    Will UK Public ignore Covid rules because of Tories?

    Man United's new German Manager - Ralf Rangnick

    Will Covid Omicron Variant Stop Football Again?

    "Suicide Pods" – Are they a Suitable Alternative in Switzerland?

    GOOSE NEWS – Airbus Takes Technology Inspiration from Geese!

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – Shoebox Sized Satellites Changing the World!

    The Ashes – England Cricket Team Off to Terrible Start

    Mi6 Rename Tech Department to Q – Inspired by James Bond

    Salmon and MachineDaena Debate Which is the Best Christmas Songs!

    You Can Now Stay in the Home Alone House on AirBnB!

    Gerrard's First Game Against Liverpool for the Aston Villa Manager

    Tommy Fury Cancels Jake Paul Fight Because of Broken Ribs

    1 hr 20 min
  • #005 - It's All Just Proper-Gander

    Pod #005 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'It's All Just Proper-Gander'!

    De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as:

    Streamlabs Corporate Scandal

    Ikea CEO as Sweden Prime Minister Assembling his Cabinet…

    The origins of Horsepower – James Watt

    Discussing the news of Steven Gerrard to Villa as Head Coach

    Michael Edwards Leave Liverpool – The Moneyball Guy!

    Dylan John Thomas – Talents Scottish Singer

    Top Shelf

    The Headliner – Best man left bleeding after being hit in the head by a flying dildo

    Elon Musk sells Tesla stock following Twitter poll, TSLA plummets

    Biden selling weapons to Saudis

    Joe Biden ignores tesla – says Ford EV revolutionaries

    Barbados creates the first embassy in the Metaverse!

    Should the Metaverse be Regulated?

    Are vaccine mandates justified? (Austria & UK)

    Terminally ill man arrested for mooning a speed camera in the UK

    Terrorist Attack in Liverpool

    Peng Shuai missing Chinese tennis star

    Chinese supermarket culture – fish killed in front of you

    Macron changing the French Flag – Should the UK do the same?

    Goose News Capitoline Hill – How the Geese saved the Roman Empire!

    Pork Scratchings – The horrors of McKamey Manor

    Liverpool vs Arsenal – Liverpool's injury woes?

    Was Wayne Rooney under-rated?

    1 hr 28 min
  • #004 - Ever Meta-Goose

    Pod #004 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'EVER META-GOOSE'

    De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as:

    The Squidgame cryptocurrency rug pull scam

    Weird Halloween Goth Fest

    TOP SHELF - Tuaca – Brighton's primary brandy shot drink!

    The HEADLINER – "Police admit officer did mistake paddling

    pool of goldfish, for sharks"

    Facebook Rebranding to Meta

    The future of governments and digital democracy

    Decentralized Autonomous Government (DAG)

    Nick Clegg and Mark Zuckerberg's awkward privacy exchange

    Should kids now be focusing on careers in tech, metaverse, crypto etc?

    Mandy from Hollyoaks sacked because of Onlyfans

    Rich people problems – Elon Musk's billionaire's Dilemma!

    Should governments work better together to solve humanitarian issues?

    Smallpox terrorism & Germ Games – Are pandemics here to stay?

    Public Health England being renamed to UK Health Security Agency

    Predictions for 2072 – that does a digital future look like?

    What should kids of today focus on career wise?

    GOOSE NEWS – PIGs vs GEESE

    Pork Scratchings – Decentralized Autonomous Organisation (DAO)

    Collective wisdom Theory for politics

    Is Salah the best player in the world?

    Will Solskjær get sacked soon?

    1 hr 21 min
  • #003 - NO TIME TO FLY

    Pod 003 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena #003 - Podcast NO TIME TO FLY A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!

    De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as The GOOSE NEWS - an upside down goose showing off to his mates? Pork Scratchings - Coprophagia – the theory of consuming faeces!!

    These podcasts are live on Twitch every second Thursday, and uploaded to YouTube and all good podcast platforms like Audible, Spotify, SoundCloud, Apple Music, iTunes etc.

    In this episode, Andrew and Daena also cover: Top Shelf – Birds Gin that isn't Gin! Getting lost in Egypt, Fury vs Wilder third fight result and a breakdown of James Bond 'No Time to Die' - theories and revelations!

    Newcastle takeover update - Who will be the next Newcastle Manager? Could Steven Gerard be the next man in charge? Will Solskjær get sacked from Man United? Will Brendan Rodgers get the Man United or Newcastle Job?

    Also discussing: The 1st ever Balloon World Cup, Squid Games exploding on Netflix, The Queen being ill – who will replace her? Charles or William? and finally the Facebook rebranding and Donald Trumps 'Truth' Social Media startup.

    1 hr 12 min
  • #002 - Goose Springsteen

    Episode 2 of Electric Honk - Hosted by Andrew Salmon & Machine Daena.

    A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some alcohol tasting!

    This week:

    - How YOU can fly in a v-formation with geese over the Alps

    - The Saudi takeover of Newcastle United

    - The 100yd old Nazi on trial

    - What to the Pandora Papers reveal?

    - The fascinating history of Emily Williamson and the RSPB

    - Fury v Wilder 3

    - Top Shelf Alcohol Tasting

    1 hr 23 min
  • #01 - A Goose is Hatched

    The inaugural episode of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & Machine Daena.

    A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some alcohol tasting!

    De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as the world of beer made from Goose Poo! or a Mechanical Chess Machine that beat Napoleon!

    Please get in touch with us at [email protected] with any feedback, suggestions, questions etc and we'll do our best to respond!

    1 hr 21 min

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A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs, politics and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!