When Ellen Halbert's husband left to play golf & her son went off to school, she had a nice morning in a quiet house. This dream turned into a nightmare when she gets out of the shower to see a man standing in her bathroom. What happens for the next two hours is terrifying, but luckily Ellen is a badass and the intruder is an idiot.

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Edited by Haley Craven

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