STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! It's an emergency Trve. Crvp. Pop!, the spin off of the Trve. Cvlt. Pop! podcast where we search for the worst album of all time. That's not what this is though, Steve and Sam are back because 2000's pop megastar Katy Perry has launched her return to music with a song that Rolling Stone have posited as "the worst comeback song of all time" so we felt that we needed to intervene. 

That's right, Katy is back, and rathe than the more serious stuff she has been doing over the last half a decade, we assume, like everyone else, we haven't listened to it properly really, but her bubblegum pop persona is back! good news eh! Well... you might want to sit down for this. See, she's only gone and written a feminist anthem with someone who has some, ahem, pretty shady back story, has made a mad as fuck video and has tried to pass the whole thing off as satire. Is it as bad as the rest of the world seems to think? Is it an affront to femininity? Or is something else going on here? It's a complex situation. Luckily, two straight men are here to let you know what to think. THANK GOD!