Happy Birthday, America! This week's episode features a chat with author EMILY GOULD about cats, controversy, and Natalie Merchant! Then, Julie recaps ALADDIN and encourages you to spread rumors about the hidden swastikas in its set design, explains why FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN is Cannibal Cop's theme song, speculates as to whether Annette Bening came on to her, and mourns the waste of Jenny McCarthy's fake eyeglasses now that she will no longer be on The View. Salute the Flag!