Join professional jug blower Car Los as he competes for the charity "Tent Removal for the Homeless" against professional finger painter E. Jack Youlate, whose "Foundation to Put Warning Labels on Everything" just might win the whole enchilada. Buffalo Bill hosts this nail-biting juggernaut.

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If you were supporting us on Patreon, you would have heard this two weeks ago, and enjoyed an additional 11 minutes!

Leopold Jankum competes for his charity “Breast Implants for the Elderly” against Wayne Kerr, who is playing for his charity “The Prevention of People Who Let Their Dogs Kiss Their Face and Mouths.” 

Who will win? It's all in the hands of Dr. Acula!

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Lou Weegee hosts challengers Yellin' Ellen Belwyn and Mike Litoris square off to see if the charity "Speech Therapy for People Who Say 'Woof'" or "Labia Frostbite Prevention by Reversing Laser Hair Removal (Bring Back the Bush).”

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Host Paddy Cakes is joined by contestants Tug Wingwalker and Peter Dragin who match wits to see who's charity takes the full load.

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Host Fig Newton is joined by contestants Gregory Van Peckerlips and Steffan Morebeaver who battle it out for their favorite charities! The stories are as random as the editing.

What was Employee #1’s life worth?

Will “Save the Coney Island Whitefish” or “Stilts for Little People” get the payoff?

What the fuck is with the stupid ending?

Tune in and find out!

HA! You thought we'd forgotten to post our final episode of Season 1. We did.

Hosts Jock Q. Sto, Fred Iguana, and Justin Herass close out the theme-themed first season. 

Dive in! 

Coming soon, Season 2! Random stories presented in a gameshow format in which guests compete for the charities of their choice!

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Hosts Upton Downey, Tammy “Tam” Pon, Peter Fitzinwell spend a few moments discussing the ups and downs of working on, in, and around escalators.

Hosts Donny Brook, Ray Mancini, and Juan Morehead put up their dukes and take a poke at stories where Employee #1 gets in a beef at work. This one is a real hit.

BONUS: Juan gets wistfully sidetracked discussing his old friends at a pallet factory. Ray has a momentary lapse of identity. And Donny will likely get his head caved in with a fucking ABC fire extinguisher when this one hits the free public feed.

Hosts Dean Gilberry, Alexander Cummings and Billy Bongsmoke (or as he's known on the Unethical and Private Dicks podcasts, Richard Steudle) cram into the black cocoa control room to discuss some crap that happened to Employee #1 when a toilet was involved.

As if that weren't bad enough, somebody says the R-word. I guess you could say that this turd is rated R.

Hosts Zip the Pinhead, John Diss, and Seymour Wieners discuss heavy metal. 

And copper. 

Copper spraying, copper tubing, copper flashing, copper jacketed hollow-points and an alligator shear chewing on recycled copper strand. You get it. 

BONUS: A research break featuring silent muttering and microphone fumbling. 

EXTRA BONUS: Terms that are no longer permissible, as far as the legal department is concerned.

Also, a promo for a friend’s podcast at the beginning. If you haven’t heard the Private Dicks podcast, give them a listen! Tell ‘em some guy with a fake name sent ya! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/private-dicks/id1607947543