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  • eMpTy Minds Radio #787

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    SPECIAL GUEST: FIONA HAYES
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “There is no political solution

    _to our troubled evolution.
    _Have no faith in constitution,
    _there is no bloody revolution.
    _We are spirits in the material
    _world. Are spirits in the mat-
    _erial world. Are spirits in the
    _material world. Are spirits in
    _the material world.  Our so-
    _called leaders speak, with
    _words they try to jail you.
    _They subjugate the meek, but
    _it’s the rhetoric of failure. We
    _are spirits in the material
    _world...“

    EM NEWS

    – He’s Not Stupid. He’s Just A Dummy
    – Corporate Shenanigans
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — you find this man!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54
    – We interview Fiona Hayes
    – Fiona Hayes plays us some of her awesome songs!
    – EMR Presents The Female Rockers Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

    2 hr 32 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #786

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “I hear the train a-comin’, it’s

    _rolling ’round the bend, and
    _I ain’t seen the sunshine
    _since I don’t know when. I’m
    _stuck in Folsom Prison and
    _time keeps dragging on. But
    _that train keeps a-rollin’ on
    _down to San Antone. When 
    _I was just a baby, my mama
    _told me son, “Always be a
    _good boy, don’t ever play
    _with guns. But, I shot a man
    _in Reno, just to watch him
    _die...“

    EM NEWS

    – He’s Not Stupid. He’s Just A Dummy
    – Corporate Shenanigans
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — you find this man!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass
    – EMR Presents The Film Composer’s Quiz
    – Analog Head-Trip
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

    2 hr 19 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #785

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY

    “Most people live on a lonely

    _island, lost in the middle of
    _a foggy sea. Most people
    _long for another island, one
    _where they know they will 
    _like to be. Bali Ha’i may call
    _you, any night, any day. In
    _your heart, you will hear it
    _call you, “Come away. Come
    _away.” Bali Ha’i will whisper
    _in the wind of the sea, “Here
    _I am, your special island.
    _Come to me. Come to me...“

    EM NEWS

    – Just Give ‘Em A Little Tweak
    – The Old Meteor Burning Up In The Atmosphere Trick
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — The “D” is for dignity
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – Analog Head-Trip
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 5 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #784

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “I am the warrior, I serve

    _the death machine. Losers
    _or conquerors all flash past
    _on my silver screen. Death 
    _is no easy answer, for those
    _who wish to know. Ask
    _those who have been before
    _you what the future holds.
    _It ain’t pretty. I am a mess-
    _enger, the message here
    _you must know. I am the
    _warrior. I deliver the
    _fatal blow...“

    EM NEWS

    – Checkout Time Comes With Drama
    – When The Story Comes To You
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s a Double Feature!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
    – Cigarettes, The Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

    1 hr 58 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #783

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR EM UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY

    “Well…hell, pretty baby.

    _I just called to say that
    _we’re through, because
    _I’m so tired of sneaking
    _around with you. I want
    _to meet you in the sun-
    _light, not in a secret
    _rendezvous. Because 
    _I’m so tired of sneaking
    _around with you...“

    EM NEWS

    – The Long Trip Home
    – When Nature Hits The Market
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s slowwww burn time
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
    – A Tiki History Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 17 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #782

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

    “Chug-a-lug. Chug-a-lug.

    _Make you wanna holler
    _“Hi-De-Ho!” Burns your
    _tummy, don’t ya know?
    _Chug-a-lug. Chug-a-lug.
    _Grape wine in a mason
    _jar. Homemade and
    _brought to school by a
    _friend of mine. N’ after
    _class me and him and
    _this other fool decide
    _that we’ll drink up
    _what’s left. Chug-a-
    _lug...“

    EM NEWS

    – A Short Story
    – Butt For Sale
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — a harmful situation
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
    – EMR Presents MORE ‘What Once They Were Called’
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 11 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #781

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

    “Food fight. Trash the tables,

    _wreck the bed, punch that
    _tosser in the head. Wreck
    _this place before we’re 
    _through. Wreck this place
    _and sniff some glue. Dump
    _your lunch on someone’s
    _head. Flip the table. Wreck
    _the spread. Chuck a steak
    _and throw some stew. I
    _don’t care if I get hit by
    _you. A food fight! A food
    _fight! A food fight!...“

    EM NEWS

    – Trash & Dash
    – Life Advice
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — Not Tonight, Kids
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
    – EMR Presents ‘What Once They Were Called’
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

    1 hr 39 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #780

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Shock the monkey. Cover me,

    _when I run. Cover me,
    _through the fire. Something
    _knocked me out the trees 
    _and now I’m on my knees. 
    _Darling, don’t you monkey
    _with the monkey. Monkey.
    _Monkey. Monkey. Don’t
    _you know you’re going to
    _shock the monkey...“

    EM NEWS

    – A Valuable Surprise
    – Complete Madness
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — let’s talk pan-handling
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54
    – EMR Presents Ridiculous Bumper Stickers (pics on our FB pages)
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 20 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #779

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Riders on the storm. Riders

    _on the storm. Into this
    _house were born. Into this
    _world were thrown. Like a
    _dog without a bone. An 
    _actor out on loan. Riders
    _on the storm. There’s a
    _killer on the road. His 
    _brain is squirmin’ like a
    _toad. Take a long holiday.
    _Let your children play.  If
    _you give this man a ride,
    _sweet family will die.
    _Killer on the road...“

    EM NEWS

    – The Ultimate Winter Detour
    – Chaos On The Sidelines
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — Boom Boom Out Go The Lights
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54
    – The On Valentine’s Day Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 34 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #778

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JACQUELINE HOLLAND

    “His world is under

    _observation. We monitor
    _his station. Under faces
    _and the places where he
    _traces points of view. He
    _picks up scraps of con-
    _versation – radio and
    _radiation. From the
    _dancers and romancers
    _with the answers, but no
    _clue. He’d love to spend
    _the night in Zion. He’s
    _been a long while in
    _Babylon...“

    EM NEWS

    – An Unusual Place To Find Something This Fruity
    – That Car Is Fucking Clean
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso –take a walk on the wild side
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
    – We talk a lot with special guest Jacqueline Holland
    – EMR’s Vampires of The World Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 38 min

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