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- eMpTy Minds Radio – The Best of Mischke (vol. I)
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABIYOUR SPECIAL GUEST: MISCHKE“I looked out the window, seen
_his bald head. Ran to the fridge_and pulled out an egg. Scoped_him with my scopes, he had no_hair. Launched that shot and_he was caught out there. Saw_the convertible driving by, I_loaded up the slingshot, let_one fly. He went for his to_find he didn’t have one. Put_him in check, correct, with my_egg-gun...“MENTALTAINMENT
_This is a Best of episode with extended excerpts from_our first interview with legendary radio-man Tommy_MischkeMISCELLANEOUS
_Our theme for June is Donruss’ Odd Rods stickers._The image this week is sticker #43 “Mad Hatcher.”_ The words are from “Egg Man” off the 1989 Beastie_Boys album, “Paul’s Boutique.”44 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #797
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABIYOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRILIVE IN STUDIO: THE COLONEL“Bonnie was the waitress in
_this small cafe. Clyde Barrow_was the rounder who took_her away. They both robbed_and killed until both of them_died. So goes the legend of_Bonnie and Clyde. The_poems that she wrote of the_life they led told of the law-_men left dying or dead. Some_say that Clyde made her life_a shame. But the legend_made Bonnie the head of_the game...“EM NEWS
– Pouring Past Expectations– Books Meet Bedlam– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 40s, Baby– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– An EMR RapidFire Quiz– So much more, your head will spin!1 hr 53 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #796
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI“Here comes the dirt bike. Be-
_ware of the dirt bike. Because_I hear they’re coming to our_town. They’ve got plans for_everyone. And now I hear_they’re over their sophomore_jinx, so you had better_check it out. All hail the dirt_bike. Philosopher dirt bike._Silence as we gather ’round._We saw the word and were on_our way. Now it’s… Brain-_washing dirt bike. Ground-_shaking dirt bike. Mind-_bending dirt bike, in control...“EM NEWS
– When Compassion Meets Deception– What Was Really Inside?– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — burn, baby, burn– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– An EMR RapidFire Quiz– So much more, your head will spin!1 hr 50 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #795
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRYYOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI“Get onto the bus that’s gonna
_take you hack to Beelzebub._Get onto the bus that’s gonna_make you stop going rub-a-_dub. Your words burn the air_like the names of candy bars._Your mouth is cold and red, all_in rings around your laugh,_laughing, laughs. It’s a grind,_it’s a grind grind, it’s a grind,_I’ll scratch you raw. L’etat_see’est moi. I drink the drink_and I’m wall to wall. I ab-_sorb trust like a love_rhombus...“EM NEWS
– A Hospital Head-Scratcher– Everyone Had A Role– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 30s, Baby!– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme– So much more, your head will spin!2 hr 4 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #794
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONELYOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI“She’s like a dream that a world
_quit believin’, caught in the_action; back to the sea. How_many more might have come_from that mountain? Barely_the creatures they struggled to_be. Surely the death of so grand_an illusion, left us with legends_too great to ignore. Stone-cut_survivors of ancient dimensions._Lost in the wonder they came to_explore. Holy star light far_brighter than the sun in your eye._Singing “Thy will be done”...“EM NEWS
– A Rare Triple-Feature– Famous Last Decisions– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it wasn’t on purpose– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– The EMR Chilling Los Angeles Murders Quiz– So much more, your head will spin!2 hr 16 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #793
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRYYOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI“Well, I thought about the army.
_Dad said “Son, you’re fucking_high.” And I thought yeah,_there’s a first for everything,_so, I took my old man’s ad-_vice. Three sad semesters, it_was only fifteen-grand. Spent_in bed I thought about the_army, I dropped out and joined_a band instead. Grew a must-_ache and a mullet, got a job at_Chic-Fil-A, Citing artistic diff-_erences, the band broke up in_May and in June re-formed_without me and they got a_different name. I nuked_another Grandma’s Apple Pie_and hung my head in shame...“EM NEWS
– Large Wet Snapper– Robot Might Say Woof. Meow– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — tussle in the sandbox– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– Analog Head-Trip– An EMR Mixed Bag Quiz– So much more, your head will spin!2 hr 9 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #792
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL“All revolutionaries are revolt-
_ing. And everlasting has_turned to never ending. All_the freestone peaches have_been punctured by a hundred-_thousand dirty thumbnails._Please, please, please, please,_please, Mrs. Zealot, I only_wanted to see what was under_your dress. And now I comm-_end you, Mrs. Zealot, for_teaching us the meaning of_success. And the tactics that_you are using tell me that_you’re bruising for a break-_down. Do your nightmares_ever focus on the kids doing_the bench-press down in_Boy’s Town? Man, it’s gonna_be great to get back to the_grotto...“EM NEWS
-They Got Some Wild, Wild Life– The Motorway Is Really Blooming This Morning– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — watched on a Wim– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– We talk with The Colonel via The X54– The EMR Choco Chippo Quizo– So much more, your head will spin!1 hr 44 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #791
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONELYOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY“So, you’ve been to school for
_a year or two and you know_you’ve seen it all. In Daddy’s_car thinking you’ll go far._Back east your type don’t_crawl. Play ethnicky Jazz to_parade your snazz on your_five-grand stereo. Braggin’_that you know how the niggas_feel cold and the slums got so_much soul. It’s time to taste_what you most fear. Right_Guard will not help you here._Brace yourself, my dear._It’s a holiday in Cambodia...“EM NEWS
– GP-ASS– No-Go-Bots– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 20s, Baby!– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– We talk with The Colonel via The X54– The EMR Vast Assortment Quiz– So much more, your head will spin!2 hr 8 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #790
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABIYOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY“Time in constant motion like
_the shifting desert sands,_slipping through my hands._Chasing down the minutes_that turn into days. Seconds_get shorter as years fall_away. Chasing down my_dreams under borrowed_light. A mirage in the_distance escaping my sight._Driven to live or driven_apart? What’s inside us_when we depart? Driven_to live outside of regret._Time is finite, the clocks_have been set...“EM NEWS
– One Very Bad Swallow– The Double Take Zone– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — fuckin’ capitalism!– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– We talk with The Colonel via The X54– The EMR Non-Chocolate Candy Quiz– So much more, your head will spin!2 hr 25 min - eMpTy Minds Radio #789
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM LAW-MAN: JEFFREYYOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABIYOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY“Feed my brain with your so-
_called standards. Who says_that I ain’t right? Break away_from your common fashion._See through your blurry_sight. Out for my own. Out to_be free. One with my mind,_they just can’t see. No need_to hear things that they say._Life is for my own. To live my_own way. See them try to_bring that hammer down. No_damn chains can hold me to_the ground...“EM NEWS
– Not Your Typical Play– Not Your Average Night Out– And much moreMENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — shake your jazz spear– Mentaltainment News– The Ticker Flashback– EM BirthdaysETCETERA– A cadre of Odd Tidbits– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme– So much more, your head will spin!2 hr 17 min
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