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  • eMpTy Minds Radio #805

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI

    “I wanna run. I want to

    _hide. I wanna tear down
    _the walls that hold me
    _inside. I wanna reach 
    _out and touch the flame,
    _where the streets have
    _no names. I wanna
    _feel sunlight on my
    _face...“

    EM NEWS

    – Traffic Squided To A Stop
    – Canvassing Efforts Pay Off
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — hey, check her out!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

    2 hr 6 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #804

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Don’t I look so nice? I’ve

    _been waiting all my life
    _for this moment to arrive.
    _I sold my Sunday best, 
    _just to slip into this dress.
    _Have you seen my face?
    _The look in my eyes? Do
    _whatever it takes. I’ll die
    _for it. I wanna burn this
    _house to the ground
    _after playing with fire. I
    _wanna burn this map of
    _the stars. Now, I’m on
    _fire...“

    EM NEWS

    – Extra Crispy History
    – Not Your Typical Firehouse Dropoff
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — I’m a doctor…
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 9 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #803

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “He’s got a star-map of

    _Hollywood, a list of cheap
    _motels all along the free-
    _way. She’s got a sister out
    _in Vegas. Promise of a 
    _decent job, far away from
    _her hometown...“

    EM NEWS

    – Is It Mayo or Mayonnaise?
    – Yeah…Well…I Guess…Uh…Living On The Wild Side
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — I’m a doctor…
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – EMR presents ‘Hey, That’s A Nice Pair’
    – Big Kahuna Bash #8 (pics on our FB pages)
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 27 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #802

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    >YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    >YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    >YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
    >VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “I’m broke, but I’m happy.

    _I’m poor, but I’m kind.
    _I’m short, but I’m healthy,
    _yeah. I’m high, but I’m 
    _grounded. I’m sane, but 
    _I’m overwhelmed. I’m
    _lost, but I’m hopeful, 
    _Baby. And what it all 
    _comes down to is that
    _everything’s gonna be
    _fine, fine, fine. ‘Cause I’ve
    _got one hand in my pocket
    _and the other one is givin’
    _a high-five...“

    EM NEWS

    – No Elevator Required
    – Cool Box, Dude!
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — the 1960s, Baby, Yeah!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 25 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #801

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Who fought the fight of

    _down-trod and needy?
    _Charles La Trobe. Against
    _the power of the great and
    _greedy? Charles La Trobe.
    _Who battled for the blacks
    _and ill and retarded? 
    _Charles La Trobe.  And 
    _among the poor was well
    _regarded? Charles La
    _Trobe. He was a poet,
    _painter, explorer mild.
    _Mountaineer, writer,
    _sportsman untired. Bot-
    _anist, governor and again
    _and again — La Trobe
    _was a gentleman...“

    EM NEWS

    – He Can Really Crack Your Nuts!
    – Viva Adult Tricycle!
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — I mean, maybe she knows
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – The Initials Game (initialsgame.com)
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

    2 hr 18 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio – It’s #800

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: WILL FARGO
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFRY

    “Drivin’ home this evenin’,

    _coulda sworn we had it all
    _worked out. You had this
    _boy believin’ way beyond
    _a shadow of a doubt, yeah.
    _Well, I heard it on the 
    _street, heard you might’ve
    _found somebody new, yeah.
    _Well, who is he, baby?
    _Well, who is he and tell me
    _what he means to you. I
    _took it all for granted, but
    _how was I to know that
    _you’d be letting go? Now it
    _cuts like a knife...“

    EM NEWS

    – Well, Isn’t That A Beach?
    – She Made Us SO Wet
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — love at third sight
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – Tommy’s Chi-Town / Rush Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
    – We chat with guest Al Rio / Will Fargo
    – Will Fargo’s Bogus Advice reading
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 12 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #799

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFRY

    “Down in the kitchen where

    _the heartache begins, I’m
    _stirring up some memories
    _with a fork and a grin. Mac
    _and cheese on the stove, 
    _like mama used to make.
    _Golden gooey goodness for
    _every heart to break, Oh  
    _mac n’ cheese, you’re my
    _comfort and joy. A
    _southern delight, man I
    _just cannot avoid in world
    _of sorrow, you’re my
    _guiding light...“

    EM NEWS

    – On the Road Again…and Again…and Again
    – They’re Balls…From Space
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — the 50s, Baby
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – Yet Again…Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages, no account required)
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

    1 hr 59 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #798

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Yes, there’s the ragged hill

    _and there’s the boat on the
    _river. And when the rain
    _came down, he heard a 
    _wild dog howl. There were
    _voices in the night – “Don’t
    _do it…” Too many men 
    _have failed before. What-
    _ever you do, don’t pay the
    _ferryman until he gets you
    _to the other side...“

    EM NEWS

    – Parts, Parts, Parts
    – Mist of The Orient
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — me, me, me
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass
    – Tommy’s NY, Niagara, Toronto Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 18 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio – The Best of Mischke (vol. I)

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: MISCHKE

    “I looked out the window, seen

    _his bald head. Ran to the fridge
    _and pulled out an egg. Scoped
    _him with my scopes, he had no
    _hair. Launched that shot and
    _he was caught out there. Saw
    _the convertible driving by, I
    _loaded up the slingshot, let 
    _one fly. He went for his to
    _find he didn’t have one. Put
    _him in check, correct, with my
    _egg-gun...“

    MENTALTAINMENT

    _This is a Best of episode with extended excerpts from
    _our first interview with legendary radio-man Tommy
    _Mischke

    MISCELLANEOUS

    _Our theme for June is Donruss’ Odd Rods stickers.
    _The image this week is sticker #43 “Mad Hatcher.”
    _ The words are from “Egg Man” off the 1989 Beastie
    _Boys album, “Paul’s Boutique.”

    44 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #797

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
    LIVE IN STUDIO: THE COLONEL

    “Bonnie was the waitress in

    _this small cafe. Clyde Barrow
    _was the rounder who took
    _her away. They both robbed
    _and killed until both of them
    _died. So goes the legend of
    _Bonnie and Clyde. The 
    _poems that she wrote of the
    _life they led told of the law-
    _men left dying or dead. Some
    _say that Clyde made her life
    _a shame. But the legend
    _made Bonnie the head of
    _the game...“

    EM NEWS

    – Pouring Past Expectations
    – Books Meet Bedlam
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — the 40s, Baby
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

    1 hr 53 min

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