eMpTy Minds Radio

By EMR

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How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.

eMpTy Minds Radio episodes:

September 06, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #756
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
ON THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Gonna lose my tomorrow.
_Gonna give away my car.
_I’d take you along with
_me, but you’d not go so
_far. Don’t see what I do
_not want to see. You
_don’t hear what I don’t
_say. Won’t be what I
_don’t want to be. I con-
_tinue in my way..“
EM NEWS
– He’s So Rich…So Creamy
– Stuff My Crevice…For Luck
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — he is JUST a little baby
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR proudly presents Rhyme Thyme
– Minnesota Vice (exotic coffee)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 16min
August 30, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #755
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
ON THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Unlike the Devil, I’ve never
_seen the face of God. Sweet
_Mr. Jesus, deflected on my
_skin. Demons surround
_you. I’m crawling on the
_floor. Sing for another…
_another taste of life. It’s
_alive! Yeah, everybody.
_It’s alive! Oh…you can’t
_stop me...“
EM NEWS
– Holy Bee-Jeebers!
– Ding-Dang-Do-Me
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — and…if I don’t see you…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The Initials Game (theinitialsgame.com)
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 29min
August 23, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #754
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
“The sea is foamin’ like a
_bottle of beer. The wave is
_comin’, but I ain’t gonna
_fear. I’m waxin’ down so
_that I’ll go real fast. I’m
_waxin’ down because it’s
_really a blast. I’m goin’
_surfin’ ’cause I don’t like
_your face. I’m bailin’ out
_’cause I hate the race of
_rats that run ’round and
_’round in the maze. I’m
_goin’ surfin. I’m goin’
_surfin’...“
EM NEWS
-A Real Artificial Person
– Totally Tubular Embarassment
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — his name’s NOT Wilson
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The Initials Game (theinitialsgame.com)
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 49min
August 16, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #753
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

“If everybody had an ocean,
_across the USA. Then every-
_body’d be surfin’, like Cali-
_forn-i-a. You’d seem them
_wearing their baggies, Huar-
_achie sandals too. A bushy,
_bushy blonde hairdo. Surfin’
_USA. You’d catch ’em surfin’
_at Del Mar, Ventura County
_line, Santa Cruz and Trestles,
_Australia’s Narrabean, all
_over Manhattan and down
_Doheny way. Everybody’s
_gone surfin’. Surfin’ USA...“
EM NEWS
– I’m In A Fucking Hurry!
– Touch of Frivol
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– Techin’ It Up The Ass (Grok Talk)
– EMR Presents New MN State Fair Foods 2025 Edition
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 37min
August 09, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #752
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
ON THE X54: THE COLONEL
“A well everybody’s heard
_about the bird. B-b-bird,
_bird, bird, bird is the word.
_A well a don’t you know
_about the bird? Well every-
_body knows that the bird is
_the word. Surfin’ Bird! Papa-
_ooma-mow-mow. Papa-ooma-
_mow-mow...“
EM NEWS
– When Nature Comes Knocking
– Stress Meets Silicone
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — GPS won’t get you there
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Another round of EMR’s Rhyme Thyme
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 16min
August 02, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #751
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
ON THE X54: THE COLONEL
“We are here on the beach,
_where a giant shark has just
_eaten a girl swimmer. Well,
_Mr. Jaws, how was it? “Dyno-
_mite!” And what did she say
_when you grabbed her?
_“Please, Mister, please.” I
_know sharks are stupid, but
_what did you think when you
_took that first bite? “How
_sweet it is“...“
EM NEWS
– The Art of Doing Nothing
– Fluff Phenomenon
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — via la France!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The proud return of EMR’s Rhyme Thyme
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 26min
July 26, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #750
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“Tall and tan and young and
_lovely, the girl from Ipanema
_go walking. And men she
_passes, each one she passes
_goes “Ah!” When she walks
_she’s like a Samba that swings
_so cool and sways so that men
_she passes, each one she
_passes goes “Ah!”...“
EM NEWS
– Panty Raid!
– Hand/Crotch Coordination
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — gets steamy
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– Tommy’s MN Yacht Club Festival Picture Cavalcade (pics on FB pages – no account required)
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 29min
July 18, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #749
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
“Off through the new day’s
_mist I run. Out from the
_new day’s mist I have come.
_I hunt, therefore I am.
_Harvest the land. Taking of
_the fallen lamb. Out from
_the new day’s mist I have
_come. We shift, pulsing
_with the earth. Company we
_keep. Roaming the land
_while you sleep...“
EM NEWS
– Caught In The Current
– A Taste of Tradition & Surprise
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — (not tonight, kids)
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The Initials Game (theinitialsgame.com
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 37min
July 12, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #748
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
“Black and orange stray cat
_sittin’ on a fence. Ain’t got
_enough dough to pay the
_rent. I’m flat broke, but I
_don’t care. I strut right by
_with my tail in the air.
_Stray cat strut; I’m a
_ladies cat. I’m a feline
_Cassanova (hey, man,
_that’s that). Get a shoe
_thrown at me from a
_mean old man..“
EM NEWS
– Marvelous Mold
– Classic Road Trippin’
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Disposal!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Know Your Cuts of Meat (game)
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (from current SoCal location)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 23min
July 02, 2025 An EMR 4th of July Re-Run Episode
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2h 38min

FAQs about eMpTy Minds Radio:

How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.