eMpTy Minds Radio

By EMR

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How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 72 episodes available.

eMpTy Minds Radio episodes:

April 04, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #786
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“I hear the train a-comin’, it’s
_rolling ’round the bend, and
_I ain’t seen the sunshine
_since I don’t know when. I’m
_stuck in Folsom Prison and
_time keeps dragging on. But
_that train keeps a-rollin’ on
_down to San Antone. When
_I was just a baby, my mama
_told me son, “Always be a
_good boy, don’t ever play
_with guns. But, I shot a man
_in Reno, just to watch him
_die...“
EM NEWS
– He’s Not Stupid. He’s Just A Dummy
– Corporate Shenanigans
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — you find this man!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR Presents The Film Composer’s Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 19min
March 28, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #785
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
“Most people live on a lonely
_island, lost in the middle of
_a foggy sea. Most people
_long for another island, one
_where they know they will
_like to be. Bali Ha’i may call
_you, any night, any day. In
_your heart, you will hear it
_call you, “Come away. Come
_away.” Bali Ha’i will whisper
_in the wind of the sea, “Here
_I am, your special island.
_Come to me. Come to me...“
EM NEWS
– Just Give ‘Em A Little Tweak
– The Old Meteor Burning Up In The Atmosphere Trick
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — The “D” is for dignity
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 5min
March 21, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #784
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“I am the warrior, I serve
_the death machine. Losers
_or conquerors all flash past
_on my silver screen. Death
_is no easy answer, for those
_who wish to know. Ask
_those who have been before
_you what the future holds.
_It ain’t pretty. I am a mess-
_enger, the message here
_you must know. I am the
_warrior. I deliver the
_fatal blow...“
EM NEWS
– Checkout Time Comes With Drama
– When The Story Comes To You
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s a Double Feature!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– Cigarettes, The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 58min
March 14, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #783
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
“Well…hell, pretty baby.
_I just called to say that
_we’re through, because
_I’m so tired of sneaking
_around with you. I want
_to meet you in the sun-
_light, not in a secret
_rendezvous. Because
_I’m so tired of sneaking
_around with you...“
EM NEWS
– The Long Trip Home
– When Nature Hits The Market
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s slowwww burn time
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– A Tiki History Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 17min
March 07, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #782
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
“Chug-a-lug. Chug-a-lug.
_Make you wanna holler
_“Hi-De-Ho!” Burns your
_tummy, don’t ya know?
_Chug-a-lug. Chug-a-lug.
_Grape wine in a mason
_jar. Homemade and
_brought to school by a
_friend of mine. N’ after
_class me and him and
_this other fool decide
_that we’ll drink up
_what’s left. Chug-a-
_lug...“
EM NEWS
– A Short Story
– Butt For Sale
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a harmful situation
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– EMR Presents MORE ‘What Once They Were Called’
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 11min
February 28, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #781
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“Food fight. Trash the tables,
_wreck the bed, punch that
_tosser in the head. Wreck
_this place before we’re
_through. Wreck this place
_and sniff some glue. Dump
_your lunch on someone’s
_head. Flip the table. Wreck
_the spread. Chuck a steak
_and throw some stew. I
_don’t care if I get hit by
_you. A food fight! A food
_fight! A food fight!...“
EM NEWS
– Trash & Dash
– Life Advice
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Not Tonight, Kids
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– EMR Presents ‘What Once They Were Called’
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 39min
February 21, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #780
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Shock the monkey. Cover me,
_when I run. Cover me,
_through the fire. Something
_knocked me out the trees
_and now I’m on my knees.
_Darling, don’t you monkey
_with the monkey. Monkey.
_Monkey. Monkey. Don’t
_you know you’re going to
_shock the monkey...“
EM NEWS
– A Valuable Surprise
– Complete Madness
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — let’s talk pan-handling
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– EMR Presents Ridiculous Bumper Stickers (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 20min
February 14, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #779
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Riders on the storm. Riders
_on the storm. Into this
_house were born. Into this
_world were thrown. Like a
_dog without a bone. An
_actor out on loan. Riders
_on the storm. There’s a
_killer on the road. His
_brain is squirmin’ like a
_toad. Take a long holiday.
_Let your children play. If
_you give this man a ride,
_sweet family will die.
_Killer on the road...“
EM NEWS
– The Ultimate Winter Detour
– Chaos On The Sidelines
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Boom Boom Out Go The Lights
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– The On Valentine’s Day Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 34min
February 07, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #778
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JACQUELINE HOLLAND
“His world is under
_observation. We monitor
_his station. Under faces
_and the places where he
_traces points of view. He
_picks up scraps of con-
_versation – radio and
_radiation. From the
_dancers and romancers
_with the answers, but no
_clue. He’d love to spend
_the night in Zion. He’s
_been a long while in
_Babylon...“
EM NEWS
– An Unusual Place To Find Something This Fruity
– That Car Is Fucking Clean
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –take a walk on the wild side
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– We talk a lot with special guest Jacqueline Holland
– EMR’s Vampires of The World Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 38min
January 31, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #777 – Vegas, Baby
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Harmful elements in the
_air, symbols clashing
_everywhere. Reaps the
_fields of rice and reeds,
_while the population
_feeds. Junk floats on
_polluted water, an old
_custom to sell your
_daughter. Would you
_like number 23? Leave
_your yen on the counter
_please. Hong Kong
_Garden...“
EM NEWS
– Nothing Is Hidden Forever
– Roommate Upgrade
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — roll the bones
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Paulie interviews casino patrons
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme – Vegas, Baby
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 10min

FAQs about eMpTy Minds Radio:

How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 72 episodes available.