Time for Superted to go and show those Scots who’s in charge. And we get a royal wedding! But as usual it’s all about cash – or lack of it for Superted.

It’s not a happy Superted this week. Welsh are revolting, Scots are revolting, he has to go to Flanders to belt up Frenchies and all he wants to do is go on crusade. Churchie guys won’t stump up any cash and just to complete our misery along comes this nobody called William Wallace.