Surely after all this time we've learned what to do and make this a splendid success. Or not.

Surely after all this time we've learned what to do and make this a splendid success. Or not.

To be fair, it’s just Henry being Henry, Simon being Simon and Superted still learning to be Super. But we do get a Parle Ment so there is that.

To be fair, it's just Henry being Henry, Simon being Simon and Superted still learning to be Super. But we do get a Parle Ment so there is that.

In which we meet a bunch of heretics – the Cathars. Don’t panic Simon de Montfort snr will get into them while teaching Simon jnr how to be a very hard man. Young Simon can go on to be Henry’s BFF and then start causing all sorts of trouble. On top of all that, there will be an assasination attempt on the king. Oh dear.

In which we meet a bunch of heretics - the Cathars. Don't panic Simon de Montfort snr will get into them while teaching Simon jnr how to be a very hard man. Young Simon can go on to be Henry's BFF and then start causing all sorts of trouble. On top of all that, there will be an assasination attempt on the king. Oh dear.

Our brave Crusaders will do splendidly well before getting a hands on lesson about how the Nile floods. But don’t panic – Emperor Fred is on his way to show us how it’s done. Plus we catch up on our fun loving Templars.

Our brave Crusaders will do splendidly well before getting a hands on lesson about how the Nile floods. But don't panic - Emperor Fred is on his way to show us how it's done. Plus we catch up on our fun loving Templars.

King John does us all a favour and dies. Introducing Hank 3! Will he be any good? Can’t be worse than the last guy. Marshall Bill had a final glorious outing and we meet the fabulous Nicola of Lincoln. She’s great!

Henry built this – well done that king

King John does us all a favour and dies. Introducing Hank 3! Will he be any good? Can't be worse than the last guy. Marshall Bill had a final glorious outing and we meet the fabulous Nicola of Lincoln. She's great!