Wicked King John has been backed into a corner by his barons. There’s only one way out and that is to agree to their demands. John will now give birth to a new industry – constitutional lawyers. Thanks John.

Wicked King John has been backed into a corner by his barons. There's only one way out and that is to agree to their demands. John will now give birth to a new industry - constitutional lawyers. Thanks John.

There’s a new Pope in town – he’s young and keen and so we have heard the call to arms and are back off on crusade. Can we cover ourselves in glory this time? We’ll get this sorted out in time to cover the Childrens Crusade. Big bunch of 12 year olds what could possibly go wrong?

There's a new Pope in town - he's young and keen and so we have heard the call to arms and are back off on crusade. Can we cover ourselves in glory this time? We'll get this sorted out in time to cover the Childrens Crusade. Big bunch of 12 year olds what could possibly go wrong?

Dick’s done so it’s time for John to turn up and show us why people think so poorly of him. He may be a dud but he has a story to tell us and here it is.

Dick's done so it's time for John to turn up and show us why people think so poorly of him. He may be a dud but he has a story to tell us and here it is.

It’s all been building to this – the big smackdown Dick vs Saladin. Will our brave Dick unite the Christian world to take back the middle east? Here’s the map of Western Frankia with modern day France for comparison. All that pink stuff is under Dicks control. Brittany is shown as pink-ish because it’s in family hands.

It's all been building to this - the big smackdown Dick vs Saladin. Will our brave Dick unite the Christian world to take back the middle east?

Here we are with Dick the magnificent. Wicked Prince John and Phil Augustus will try to foil our hero’s path to glory. But this is Dick – nothing can go wrong.

Here we are with Dick the magnificent. Wicked Prince John and Phil Augustus will try to foil our hero's path to glory. But this is Dick - nothing can go wrong.