This won’t be a happy time for Superted. His missus will die, there’s no cash in the piggy bank and there’s trouble brewing in Scotland. All our Ted wants to do is go on crusade. But. Acre will fall and that’s it for our Middle Eastern Christian types.

It's all about Wales and Llewelyn ap Gruffyd for Superted. Plus Eleanors pregnant!

It’s Superted’s time to shine like the star he is. After recovering from that assasination attempt he can go and rule England. Just a slight detour into France for a year or so then it’s off home for magnificent parliaments, law and order and sorting out the money bin.

It's Superted's time to shine like the star he is. After recovering from that assasination attempt he can go and rule England. Just a slight detour into France for a year or so then it's off home for magnificent parliaments, law and order and sorting out the money bin

It's Superted's time to shine like the star he is. After recovering from that assasination attempt he can go and rule England. Just a slight detour into France for a year or so then it's off home for magnificent parliaments, law and order and sorting out the money bin

Henry and Simon had tried the talky stuff but it hasn’t worked. Perhaps we would be better off trying the hitting each other stuff and see how that goes. Useless Henry vs Hardman Simon but Henry has Superted. Spanish Eleanor will just be pregnant for the whole episode.

Henry and Simon had tried the talky stuff but it hasn't worked. Perhaps we would be better off trying the hitting each other stuff and see how that goes. Useless Henry vs Hardman Simon but Henry has Superted. Spanish Eleanor will just be pregnant for the whole episode.

Henry and Simon had tried the talky stuff but it hasn't worked. Perhaps we would be better off trying the hitting each other stuff and see how that goes. Useless Henry vs Hardman Simon but Henry has Superted. Spanish Eleanor will just be pregnant for the whole episode.

Surely after all this time we’ve learned what to do and make this a splendid success. Or not.