Collection II - 'antithesis.'
Track 03. - 'koi.'
Prod. By Blū Tha Gürū.
They said I must never go black—
And so I decided, upon that day, that I must go black, whilst also being able to still “go back” and so— I became—
So what was your name before, then?
Tina Fey - the boss of things and people's
Yeah, but what's her power?
Amy Peohler or however you spell it
(And I mean absolutely nothing. )
Maya Rudolph - is actually an ancient psyc mystic who crafts potions, casts spells, enchants objects, and crafts vehicles capable of entering interdimensional hyperspace,
Ratchel Dratch - power over cats — as many as all the cats in the world at once, sometimes, even.
Kristen Wiig- bewilderment - bedazzling
Kristen Shaal mindfuckery/ mindbowing
Melissa Mccarthy - general shapeshifting and miscellaneous.
Damn. That dude lost his whole name.
So what are the rest of their names, then?
I just figured out their powers!
(Besides shape shifting and scaring the everlivingshit out of people—)
Are we really sinking low enough to do fart jokes?
Are we really squatting low enough to actually—
(I'll let you figure it out.)
OBVIOUSLY, it's me—right?
They're Taylor swifting me!
Taylor swifting is the act of making threatning or frightening gestures to a future celebrity in order to make them jump, react or flinch.
As you can see, this has worked miraculously well.
People screaming, panicking—
Only ever pretty much says
—and nobody is sure that its even him the whole time, or just like—
[another alien shapeshifter]
His entire character arch is literally almost having no other lines, to his frustration, as he tries to communicate his wants and needs, but cannot.
(throwing his arms up in frustration)
YONCÉ, WHERE'S THAT COFEE?
If you drop that watermelon, i'll kill you.
You know, this one was almost right–
You got your dopplegangers?
Just make sure she sees you.
Look. I just got. A lot on my mind right now,
OK, GET ME OUT OF THIS MOVIE
GET ME OUT OF THIS PARTY.
That's right. It's your HOUSE:
YOu know what. You're right. I don't need this.
OKay, now i'm understanding
DRIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Jesus, this thing just goes on and
GOD is writing this, i'm just–
[The Festival Project ™ ]
RITA is the first AI designed specifically with asset protection in mind—
RITA (robotic voice, but gangster)
This mother fucker right here actually tried to play me for a fool.
Divulging plot for political assasination and asset liquidation…
Man, it's just crazy how they assimilated you with reverence
What exactly does that even mean?
Sire! You must come quickly.
No time for an explanation, the page is turning
SN-TRASHFREE-4XR4-ZV6W-4ZR4-VYA9
It ain't easy being supa me
So I switch it to sunni b
If I ain't got no love in it
I been craving some Mickey d's
But I'm vegan, so luckily
That was just a test, kids -ū
I didn't want to do this:
I'm sick of this Sunnï Blū shit
If orange is the new black
Pull it like a loose tooth,
Loose change, two strange truths
Pull up in AK I might shoot ū
You should bury me—like seeds
Speak in tongues, (just like cree, RIP, though)
And I'm preparing you for
I'm famous, baby just don't—
And I could have two sons
Cause it's beginning to ruffle feathers
My expressions of these deep regressions
I got my foot in all of em
Cause my cock is swinging
Just promise, if you gon leave
Curiosity has just killed two cats
I just wanted the algorithm to see me
I'll admit: the one that's meant for me
Again, adjust my misery and memories
With sympathies for something haunting me
but just a body or a hobby
Not a husband, or a daughter,
What you've got to know is:
Every time this lady sings this song,
Something amazing happens–
What is so great about this–
Every time.
Does not disappoint
What do you want from me?
What don't I want from you?
[BILLIE ELLISH'S Grammies begin singing in a harmony, forming a great symphony. She doubles back, pausing for a moment—then shrugging it off, before a grand gesture
I'm on my hands and knees
Whatare you saving it for
What are you saving it for
Grocery store horror show
What are you saving it for
What are you saving it for
I'd rather a friend than a father figure
Video games and department show shopping
Discretion and internet interests,
Never more than the start in Athens
Of the promise you once made
It's like all of a sudden,
But it doesn't take back all the things she said
Plant a seed, let it grow
Let it breathe, don't you know
Take it easy, the day off
Easy, easier on the years
Shivers on the mark of the beast
Cause it's been 6 years at least
Time moves different here,
Light a candle, spread some ashes on some
Fame, defiling, misfortune
My name up in lights on the awning I'm under
A long drive out from Boston
I polished off a box of cereal
Imm burned as the beats on the countertop
Burned, like the end of the gun
Could have forgotten your number
Could have figured the father for
—I have a lot to do today
To get the fitness in her
Seven sacred songs she's writing
She wished and then became another
Playing games and praying
Fastened in your monster,
Facinating embers in your memory
But are awakened once again
20 icons becoming unmantled
20 eyes, and only one soul
But it runs the whole world,
I meditated a home in Zion
That depositing your money
Is paying you a compliment?
Don't you know that I love you?
We have the same taste in men!
Don't you know that I love God,
And she wouldn't steer me wrong about
But I woke up with blood in my boner
(Keep slamming the door, you'll get older.)
I'm growing backwards like Benjamin button
And frankly Thomas Edison died
—whose that check complimenting?
Amazon out of my arteries
For watching Tonight Show
(the one starring Carson)
Fine, but you're not winning any arguments with that one.
Nobody knows who that guy is.
The dojo was open this morning
The Dodji was functional;
Where'd you go when you died?
I was there the whole time.
Bad decisions were indeed about to be made.
The time is currently frozen.
I don't know. I've been fascinated with the talking heads lately…I think that might be one of them.
No, this is more like scary monsters
This is getting quite interesting;
First, there was the ghost of Johnny Carson.
Now there's this Jack Paar Guy, who I'm sure is somehow….
Oh, the magic of television!
Is it possible that The Devil could be using this man as a disguise to hant me with temptation, and bend my mind?
It is possible that Jimmy Fallon is the devil himself, yes.
I frankly don't, in fact.
I'd yet at all discovered what his true placement within the hierarchy were; an obvious workhorse, and successful operative— this man was indeed being used by someone or something— but the only question left standing was—
Don't you touch that man. He's fragile.
I've become quite belligerent lately and my intentions are no longer as certain even to myself as they once were before— but definitely not to anyone else.
I thought you should know, they've found your letter.
I'll try not to pose as a camera.
What the fuck are you doing?
How could you sleep like this?!
I'm not sleeping like that. I'm sleeping like this.
Didn't I tell you before to lay off of it?
I've got mind controlled robot drones circling my block, one to the left of my apartment and one to my right.
I might be the only free thinking person in this neighborhood for miles.
And you've chosen with all of your free thoughts to think about Jimmy Fallon?
I've chosen not to talk about the recurring thoughts that I can't talk about—-
And chosen to focus on the multiple dramas interwoven into the project which may- or-may- not involve a handful of like-minded and equally skilled monologuists and top not performers as such
I figured out what he was, after all.
No, that was the other one.
It's gonna be really hard for me to sit here and not slap the shit out of you.
(Shrugs) all for the best.
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