Well-warrior, not a fighter—
I'll fight to the death for ever after
“I've never been happier”
All I asked was for protection
The fame and wealth can wait, j guess
A well warrior, never a fighter
Been thinking of traveling
I've never been so frightened, I think
I gotta run to another dimension
I've been eating my eyes out
The wifebeating's genetic
I'm just multidimensional
Now the demon's behind me
Like I lifted the boulder
“You have no power here! “
If madonna's the good witch
I took my sacrifice down to the alter.
The coughs to stop haunting you
I just asked for protection
But I've been surrounded by demons
Wife waters and cheating husbands
I put some miles on these runners—
I clocked in 20 of em since the sabbath
But if I want to try Juliard
I had to apologize to my body
I got depressed when my son went back to his father
—I still think about Jimmy Fallon when I'm holding a fart in.
I bought it all back at the pawn shop
I'm the wrong one to fuck with
I gotta show em what I've got
Never—ever tell God you're bored.
Somebody tell these hoodlums crocs ain't shoes!
I see you stomping through the ghetto
What the fuck is going on
(Meanwhile, at some golf course
The landlords are making sure
She must be deaf or something
Gotta run to even be a thought
I've been forgotten in the dust
I never ever had a brother
I'll never ever cry under the moon,
I'll never wonder if he's coming soon
I got used to being humiliated
I got used to being inhuman
I guess it's back to deadmau5 24 hours a day
But that was a vacation for the ages
I got on a plane, went to bed
—we didn't get far from the ground
There's no room for error.
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
Nope, can't for the life of me remember the 5th
Turns out, my memory only can hold three.
I really wish you'd stop just–showing up like this.
I know you'd like to think that, but–
Okay, I'm going to tell you something but I need you to remain calm.
Are we gonna make a movie?
Depends; is it gonna make me money.
I don't need anymore information about anything else: only these three.
Look, Timmy–I'm not really into grantng wishes anymore. It always blows back on me.
That's why you're bothering me.
I–would rather you just pick up the call.
–and I like ‘em like that.
And I like ‘em like this.
–and I like ‘em like that.
–and I like ‘em like that.
And I like ‘em like this.
–and I like ‘em like that.
The urge to eat had suddenly left me
(But I want to eat red meat)
I've gotta stop thinking in sequences and parentheses
Complex lines, and writing in past tense so presently.
(But probably shouldn't…)
Perhaps, though I had been
But had so indulgently feasted
On calories enough to last me
Holy shit, I knew this dude was a psychopath but.
I should stop meditating in public.
You see this? I know everything about you.
I bought it on the internet.
Okay, I got to “whatever”.
What? I thought I was supposed to go past “fuckit”
Yeah, you go past fuckit,
But if you get to “whatever”, you've gone too far.
Back to WHAT. There was almost no space between “fuckit” and “whatever”
This is how he's been controlling you.
Has it ever occurred to you that I want to be controlled?
That it just takes the right person to get that kind of permission–
Maybe I gave him the reigns.
What horse “gives” its rider the reigns.
Who said anything about a horse?!
You know what…
Maybe that's my poppit.
Oh, good–the reversal spell worked.
You did a reversal spell on me?
Only after I found out what spell you put on ME–FIRST.
Yeah, except I wasn't the first one to use that spell on you.
THE WORLDENDERZ are a secret band of superheroes—their secret identities include the various roles on the overnight shift at a popular chain of super-gyms, Las Vegas Athletic Club—
The Night Shift is a mockumentary style miniseries which follows the secret identities of a band of superheroes in their day-to-day working the graveyard shift at LVAC; before forming The a world Enders, they comedicly attempt to mask using their multi dimensional and extraterrestrial superpowers, each unknowing that they are all respectively some of the most powerful beings in the universe, however, after SUPACREE is spotted by a mole from one of the various agencies tracking her, a plan is hatched to turn the unwittingly suspicious and mysterious strangers into an intergalactic multidimensional task force, forming the WORLDENDERS.
Yeah, that's what I said.
The World Enders are an elite task force of super-powered extraterrestrial hybrids developed to aid in post-apocalyptic recovery and planetary regeneration after imminent doom in other worlds as well as parallel realms and realities.
They all share a multitude of each other's powers, some carrying variations of respective powers and abilities, which include telepathy, invisibility, teleportation, invisibility, and super speed/strength, but also each have a set of specific special abilities unique to their individual selves. All gifted shapeshifters, they use these skills to cloak their true hidden talents and ulterior motives—though no players intention ever goes against the grain of the greater good.
Gift of gab. A demon slayer and chaos magician, who uses her bubbly personality and friendly demeanor to mask her dangerous and destructive rage—which actually summons previously-slayed demons, to use against the enemy in attack. Special Ability/Secret Power: The Power of Jesus Christ.
Turns junk food into nuclear energy; sometimes glows (bright neon orange) in the dark—he also makes incredible smoothies, which, if consumed, transmits some of his nuclear power to its consumer.
A demon slayer, who uses his shape shifting ability to appear in his 20s, but is actually 75.
Brings inanimate objects made from planetary or organic materials into living form, usually used for repopulating planets where a mass extinction has occurred.
Doctor Osborne is paying off his medical school debt by secretly working a night job across town at a nearby gymnasium—he spends his other 16 hours as a brain surgeon, using his superpowers to save lives by performing miracles during operations in which the survival rate are slim to none; this accounts for his beyond tired and lackluster behavior during his time at the gym—however his certain onset narcolepsy is often a conviniéndote key to success in many of the world Enders missions.
A world builder and extremely gifted seer with immense telepathic and telekinetic capabilities.
Copyright [The Festival Project] 2022
Everyone Is At The Event, Where Everything Happened.
She broke everything in my house.
Hah, I broke all of his stuff.
No, Like--Literally, Everyone, Ever.
What did you do to this girl?
I don't get it. She hates Dillon Francis.
She does— hate Dillon Francis.
So why would she go to this?
[They enter simultaneously.]
I don't get it, how do I write about magic?
I don't know, just say what it looks like---
Yeah, she's just been staring at it, I think for…
Doesn't matter how long, dude--she's gonna get stuck in it.
OF course she's gonna get stuck in it, she doesn't know who built it.
Yeah, she's just been staring at it, I think for…
Doesn't matter how long, dude--she's gonna get stuck in it.
OF course she's gonna get stuck in it, she doesn't know who built it.
“Think about it; What would you do that would leave a profound effect on Skrillex.
I've...been...trying to figure that out, maybe.
Look, it's S U P A C R E E.
Oh shit, these are DIRECTIONS.
Dude, I have something to tell you.
It's... look, no one else can know about it, okay?
Oh shit, she's a Trance artist now?
Trance? I don't know how to make trance.
This one time, I held my breath meditating to it, and I just--
That's it. It just ended.
Yeaaauhh dude. I don't fuck with Skrillex. For a lot of reasons.
I think I might be a writer.
Oh, NO. I am not touching that with a $10,000 dollar paycheck!
$!0,000--what the fuck am I gonna go with $10,000?
($10,000 is the rich people equivalent of $10)
Yo. Poor people will do just about anything for $10.
Yes they will--hey--watch this. Hey!
[guy looks] I'll give you $10 to hop across the street on 1 foot.
D2- Does it, gets hit by a bus.
See. That guy died. For $10.
D3- Does it, gets hit by a bus; but is S U P A C R E E and resurrects instantly, then comes back for vengeance, capturing 2 more.
What, she has their souls?
Well, I told you Jesus quit, right--?
So you swim into port that has a boat.
Then you get on the boat.
That boat is going to take you to another boat.
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS ANOTHER BOAT.
YOU DIDN'T”T TELL ME THE FIRST ONE HAD TO SINK, TO BOARD IT.
So then--on the second boat--
Well, it's more like a really big Ferry
(It's a monstrous cruise ship)
Yeah, that shit made groove cruise look like...what the poor people equivalent of groove cruise?
There is no “poor people equivalent”
Well then--how do poor people rave on boats?
Yeah--where's the equality?
There's no such thing as equality in poverty!
HAH. THEY CALL IT “GOD'S COUNTRY”
I'm not taking responsibility for this. I didn't do this.
NO, that just means; the trust is empty.
This...this used to be a reservoir.
It still is...a reservoir.
It's a “Christian Nation?” Christian? What's a Christian?
NO. YOU LISTEN: FUCK. THAT.
It doesn't matter, it just had to happen.
Why did it ‘have' to happen?
If you have even to ask; I don't have an answer.
It's almost time to go back to work.
How long have we been in this Void--it's so random.
[The whole #SQUAD is on Watch.]
How to get to Skrillex? (still censored)
Yes--you know. He knows. You know, right?
NO dude, I found it--I just don't remember how…
Ah, I remember my first Skrillex.
Oh My God dude. Flip Flops?
Yes, my feet are killing me.
Skrillex is in 10 minutes.
Actually, 9. The Hotel is 7 minutes away.; The car is parked in Valet; If we leave now, we can make it back by the time it starts, I swear.
Ooh...Beyonce...I like her.
Very nice. What do you want her to dress as?
Oh her? ...she can come as herself.
Yo FUCK the Met Gala; I'm going to THIS shit.
What? You were invited? I want to be invited! How did you get an invite?
((Oh, you can't write that))
Lol, she had her dress as Beyonce.
She stole it first! It wasn't even written for her--!
It wasn't written for anybo--
Actually, it was written for ME.
Why does this song have 32 writers on it?
Skrillex. How did you get a Skrillex?
Oh, shit. The Original Skrillex.
Where the fuck is my Skrillex?
STFU “didn't take it”--Where the fuck is my Skrillex?
Oh what--Skrillex? We have Skrillex!
Of course we do! It's paradise.
If that man sits at a piano, I will pass out...
Oh wow, he plays piano...hmm.
This Volcano emits *this* frequency.
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Oh. I know this one.
Bruh. I'm about to take a lot of drugs right now; I'm just calling to tell you that I love you.
Nothing happened. I'm just like this now.
I don't get how he DID this.
Someone give this man an honorary doctorate.
Think about it like this; if all this is happening to you, and you have--
Eighth Grammys, really? Damn, what the fuck.
Right. So. If he has eight Grammys--and you have none--
--and you're experiencing this right now--
Damn, what the fuck happened to him?
I didn't shit in his Grammys.
Well, that's good, because--
I hired other people to shit in his Grammys.
Why are we terrorizing Skrillex?
See, this is why I like him--he doesn't ask questions.
What? You hired 8 different people to shit in his Grammys.
Dude, that is disgusting!
You hired three different photographers to take professional photoshoots of my dick.
Look; These were all done on location; we went to Catalina...it was kind of cold though--
Dude, this is like 9 lawsuits.
Well, actually, one of them is a Class Action, so that's actually like a dozen actual complaints rolled into one; I don't know why they do that.
{SupaCree has arranged literally “many seats” for both Skrillex, and Dillon Francis.]
{Sweet Brown's Monologue:
Well, Sweetie, I'll tell you what; That's a tough way to go. I'll give you one more go at it; and
She Stole All of our Music!
‘ATROCIOUS C' ? What the fuck is THIS?
Hmmm Atrocious C and the--
Wait--what was it called again?
Oh shit. Black Jack Black.
Yeah, that was the original joke, I think.
Yeah, I think--But then I remembered Atrocious C
Wait, Atrocious C was a real thing?
YEAH dude, it was my cover band in college.
Black Jack Black Jack Black.
Remember that $10,000 I gave you yesterday, and you said you didn't want it?
What? You said you didn't want it!
Yeah, then you made me take it anyway, so I spent it!
Well, what'd you spend it on?!
Dude, where are we going?
If I knew, then it wouldn't be an adventure!
Seriously, what was that?
She wrote the whole...movie.
What the fuck is a “movie”?
Skrillex has Magic Powers.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHUTTHEFUCKUPPPPPP.
What...language is this...
Ugh, yeah, I can translate this.
You algebraic motherfucker.
Damn. Is he still over there?
...did you take out a wall?
{Dillon Francis is sleeping like a--
I wasn't going to make a-
[He's laid out, alright.]
How long has he been sleeping like this?
How long's “awhile”? We've been trying to call him.
I know. I have his phone…
That explains the inspirational breakfast messages.
What? I stopped getting mine!
I found your preceding messages to be in bad taste.
Everyone is laid out. She is going through their phones.
Woah. This is a lot of tits.
Tits. Tits. Tits. Oh hey--look at these.
Oh, I don't like that. What is that?
I saw that. And I deleted that. And I blocked your number.
Yeah...You should go, now.
Dude, she has me carrier locked with every provider in the united states; I had to get a burner just to try to get through to all of my contacts everytime I try to make call it somehow gets intercepted.
Hahah. he had to get a burner. Haaaah.
wow , you really did it this time.
Now I can listen to their calls.
What? That's impossible--
NO IT ISN'T dude. I don't know how she's doing this--it's like every time I--HELLO?
--What? Hello? Hello? Hm.
Haaah, I disconnected them.
Dude, what are you doing to these DJs?
FUCK THESE DJ'S. And that guy over there.
Hey, who is that guy anyway?
I don't know...he kind of looks familiar…
Yeah, he does...I...I think I might have seen him perform once…
Preform? Perform what? Music?
YEAH, HE DOES MUSIC! I REMEMBER. THIS GUY'S A DJ.
What's up, I'm “Not A DJ”---
YOu should probably be careful with it...
Be careful with it, it's limited Skrillex.
Mm. I feel like we should
You should probably stop drinking.
Dude, how long have we been dead for?
Didn't make it? What do you mean, is she okay?
I don't get it, what is she doing?
This is just how she does it, shut up.
Yeah, but what is she doing?
Fuhck! If he's here, then i'm already late.
Pretty much anything, you name it.
He's been sleeping for...several days.
[Still Staring At The Sky} Who DID this!?
Explain it to you? I can't explain to you! Are you seeing this?
A little man climbed out of my sub this morning, and I'm just saying---I don't know if I can take it.
I don't know how I'd take that, either.
There's just one thing you should know:
When the bass drops, so do we.
What did you do with Dillon Francis?
I don't know. I can't remember.
What did you do with that bitch?!
I don't know! I don't remember!
Deadmau5 Remembers Everything.
This is why he is “like that.”
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REMEMBER.
So wait--Deadmau5 knows the entire story?
(he is canadian, so he is morbidly polite)
YAH! [they both draw their rave weapons]
I AM IN “THE FUCK” YOU'RE “THE FUCK”, YOU DICK. Here's your gift. [She tosses it.]
Oh, Gosh--this is... actually exactly what I wanted.
[They do not battle. He just accepts it.]
(Delirious) Oh My God--A Tiny Man...with a tiny scythe….
---he changed his name to a symbol.
“is _____________” a boy or girl
I AM SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
What dude. What the fuck do you want? What?
Wait, you're...Jesus----Jesus-Jesus???
If you insist on still calling me that, I told you ages ago...
(to himself) ...that makes so much sense…Jesus…
Hey wait--are you still--sleeping--kind of?
*wakes instantly* Sleeping? Who's sleeping? I'm not sleeping!
[they squint at each other suspiciously]
WHO'S THE PINATA NOW, BITCH?!
Oh, my God, Gerald! Get a hold of yourself!!!
Dillon--What have you done.
Bruh. She bleached my asshole.
Yeah. And then tie dyed it.
Bro. How did you even find out about that?
-creative ways you might find out, your junk has been permanently altered.
Dude, how Am I supposed to explain my LITERALLY Blue Balls?
--I”M BLUE DA BA DE, DA BU DI__
I thought it was “Da BU Di--Do-Bu-DI”
La-Da-Da-Da-Life goes on.
I don't know. I might be a writer.
Oh My God--It was that big?
I just wrapped it around my leg and tucked it into my sock, most the time.
Yeah. I had to layer, the tube socks.
Yeah. I mean. When you're right, you're right.
I just get confused about it when I see him in shorts now.
(she cocks her head to the side and squints, staring very suspiciously)
It is. Skrillex is Ridiculous.
So wait. This dudes dick.
He just opens up a portal to another dimension, so he has some place to put it while he's doing business--
--So it doesn't get in the way.
SIr, it was “not enough.”
I don't get it, so he's like a psychic?
No, he's not. He's just from the future, so he knows what's in it.
How could you see the movie, it doesn't exist yet?
Yes. And It is fucked up.
Bruh. I went to go see Skrillex last night.
*gasps* Wait, I think I see it.
I see something. Wait. Is that.
I can't just leave it, they'll find it--I have to keep moving it.
You can't keep moving it--the planet can't handle it. There are still humans on it!
I know there are still humans on it, that's where I left them; but I can't just put it back, and I can't just leave it out here for the Inter--Galactic--
Whatever! I'm not just gonna leave it here for some aliens to turn into a trash planet.It's not a trash planet.
(It's, basically a trash planet)
Okay, well--it's my trash planet! And. I already annihilated--or, am in the current process of--annihilating all the evil soulless demon people-things. All the Bad Things.
Yes, but recently less badness. Kind of. And also less water. Everyone's thirsty now. But...I mean, we always were, kind of. Especially in LA.
This is it. Look. This planet--
Trash--Look. Its full of primitive species--
And also other things that shouldn't be there.
And it's almost dead. Or dying. Or...dead already.
It's dead. It's a dead trash-planet.
But I can't let anything [else] happen to it.
You caused an entire apocalypse.
Well, they called me fat, so.
Well great; What are you going to do with your dead post apocalyptic trash planet? You can't keep expanding everlasting galaxies just so you can stuff this piece of crap planet into voids.
I've been looking for you everywhere!
Like, the only place I didn't check!
It was the first place I checked.
I know how to get her here.
___Dude, I don't know how you did this! How did you DO this?
Well make it a short one.
*sighs* Look. I was jumping up and down, during my set, like usual--okay.
So I….dropped the bass, and then…
And then…(looks off, into the distance, for a moment) I went up, the bass went down; My dick went sideways, and forward--
--sideways and forward, at the same time--
I know you know. Everybody knows you know. What's his power.
Dude, I know you know it; Just tell me.
It's Apples Take on Music Production.
Yo dude, these are flying off the shelves.
Dude. I jus' joined the mile high club.
I'm telling you--what I was told--
That they put him on a helicopter in the middle of the desert--
Whatever--Burning man--middle of the desert--
--Right. And then flew him to--
--”an undisclosed location”--
Okay, I actually just had a few questions about the script…
I was wondering about this scene with Skrillex.
...Skrillex? What Skrillex?
No. It isn't. There's no Skrillex.
He is introduced as a character in Act...
No, Skrillex isn't in this.
He...is...I'm...looking right at it.
Come over here. Let me see.
...what master is this...
The revision I got in my email this morning.
BRO. YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT OUT TO THE DESERT--
MY ENTIRE STAFF GOT THAT IN THEIR EMAIL THIS MORNING.
WHAT? I thought that was the only copy.
Three People Know About It.
Skrillex is not one of those people.
...I just don't get it; I'm really sleepy.
Well yeah...you are ...dead, so.
It... actually doesn't explain anything. Do you remember what happened?
It's alright, take your time.
He's been like this for awhile.
Call It in and say what? Hey, we just Michael Jackson'd Skrillex?
Technically, he Michael Jackson'd himself.
Technically, Michael Jackson Micheal Jackson'd himself.
And 9/11 was an inside job.
--so, we're white; it's not like we'll get jail time for it--
Jail time--woah woah woah--
We'll, we're also rich so--
Well, I mean --technically he's not--I mean--he's still alive…
He's been sleeping for 3 weeks, dude.
Right--so he's gotta be waking up soon, right?
yeah . If you still believe in santa clause
By the way, dude; Santa Clause, dude; He's--
You really can hear everything when you're in a coma.
I didn't send this! It was never supposed to--
--Well. The studio likes it, they gave us the go ahead for everything this morning--
Well the budget, expansions.
Yeah, for the dance scenes.
Yeah. And. Skrillex is on his way over to discuss the contracts.
(just shakes head, in harsh reflection)
He likes it. He's doing it.
...Yes, Skrillex is on the--
--BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF SKRILLEX--
Well, I did mention Skrillex...
--ohhhh, you told her Skrillex was coming? That explains it.
It...doesn't explain anything.
Actually, nah, that explains everything.
What are you talking about?
Nigga you caught a Skrillex.
Throw it back! We don't eat that!
Well, I went to Skrillex this morning.
They destroyed it, it's gone now.
I mean--pretty much gone; it's still there--like you can go, but when you get there it's..there's nothing there.
...huh..did you hear that?
Woah, who's his best friend?
Looks like this girl is--
Retreat. We're not doing this.
Wat? Why would they retreat?
And....they're gone. They left.
...what? wait --how do you know?
...sometimes, I find out things.)
I know he did it. I was THERE.
What dude, you weren't there.
Oh yeah, Joel? He was there.
Well, I was already hanging with Dillon Francis, which was weird.
So when Deadmau5 shows up in the middle of it, it doesn't really matter how fucked up I am, I'm gonna remember some shit like that.
What? I don't remember that happening.
Huh. So you must have blacked out first.
Actually, I feel like we all lost.
--yeah, but it didn't get really weird, until--
Yo dude, this nigga is Skrillex.
It's not Skrillex. I'm looking straight at him.
It is Skrillex, dude. I know what I'm talking about.
But you don't remember anything else about it?
Dude. She bedazzled my dick and then did photoshoots with it.
Three. One was on location.
To DOctor: What? It's permanent?
Well can I at least take out this barbell and change is for something less...blingy.
Uh actually, those are real diamonds--uh, you're welcome--and
It's not just blingy; It also has bluetooth.
Oh watch this. I have the app installed on my phone, I just--
Dude. What did she do to your dick?
What? My DICK? Nothing. What?
What do you know about Skrillex?
...Too much, actually. Why?
Okay, then you make a Right on Time.
Now, at the next light , take another right.
Why didn't we just take a LEFT on TIME?
What? He should have made it; I know he left ofn time.
OKay, now hit warp speed; Because the Interdimensional Galactic Special Forces Patrol is going to start chasing you.
Yeah, I know; but they have nukes, so--
What am I looking at right now?
That? That's just a Doompy Poomp.
I don't know. They just have them here.
I told you she was gonna get stuck in it.
Spiders are actually highly intelligent--and--rather humane.
You know what, actually? I kind of like this.
You're trapped in it, and about to get eaten.
OK? YOu're okay with this?
WOAH! You were trapped in a spider's web? What.
Yeah, once. I wouldn't recommend it, but; I guess that's what I get for trying to be a fly on the wall.
I don't know how he did it, okay?
Of course you know; you have to know.
First rule of time travel: DON'T.
Oh, that is the first rule.
Skrillex has broken the first rule of time travel.
The FIRST rule? He's broken EVERY rule.
We're gonna have to let him go.
“No, fool--we're gonna kill him.”
How did he even get in through the--
Which exit did he leave through?
(whirring noise, spiral loop, POOF)
OOh. SKRILLEX has POWERS?
Oh, yeah. That makes sense. I never thought about that.
You Never thought about it?
...WELL, Now I've thought about it.
I know how to get her here.
Just put Skrillex on the lineup.
I can't afford to get Skrillex on the lineup.
There's literally not one simple thing about Skrillex.
I had to power wash it. Twice.
Here. This shit is a girl blunt. I only smoke Gurl Bluntz.
I thought you were gonna have that thing removed…
Actually, I kinda like it; it's actually--
Yeah. Once you get used to it, it's kind of nice.
When was the last time you went on Pornhub?
Hysterical Laughter in at least 3 Dimensions.
Really it's Twelve, though.
FUCK IT--ADMIT IT: WE ALL LAUGHED.
I Skrillex'ed, I'm Sorry!
Okay. Did you see it--were you there??
Yeah, I mean, I seen it--
This motherfucker right here.
I mean, I guess he's a Motherfucker
Doesn't look like much of a otherfucker to me.
Look at this motherfucker.
Mucutherfuckkin...Motherfuck.
I don't know we're just...going...to get there.
DID YOU SEE WAAT THEY ADDED TO THE BASS PARADE?
Okay, that place is really cool.
Okay. Now Once theHelicopter landson top of the Helipad…
Okay so . Check this out.
She actually pretended to hate you--
And then gained a following from that--
--and then vanished all of these haters into an unknown void off the interdimensional reality grid
(“Skrillex is doing a Suprise Set!)
I don't know man People just keep--appearing in my Dungenon man, it's WEIRD
I mean--don't get me wrong; It's a strange blessing and everything, and believe me--my dragons are happy as fuck--
They're..wait, what of people are just appearing in your dungeon? Like--
I think they're mostly evil people.
No, like women or children, or anything.
No, no, nothing like that.
I thought a dragon was --
(Explains land of dragons)
Wait, Did Justin Roiland ALSO go to the future?
Or was it_-- wait, who was that?
Sink ships, baby--goon; Tell me.
Deadass. Just saw Charlie Sheen in that corner over there.
Nothing. He was just being Charlie Sheen in a corner
(Actually, he was up to some super serious shit. )
Wait--like in a good way, or?
Yeah, actually he's; He's there on PR, it's like a whole thing.
So there's a DJ battle on the world of floor.
That did happen. I was there.
oh , Believe me; I was semi-omnipotently present.
Is that true? Are you at odds with Skrillex?
No...I'd say we're pretty even.
Should we...alert...Anybody, or just--
Oh shit--Skrillex is in this. Fahck.
Oh--that's crazy; you mean, I've been pretty much doing whatever the whole time; but I'm like--i'm sleeping?
Well, I mean, you're dead, so.
So wait--that happened after I died? Okay?
Okay-- so what happened to him?
OKay look; I'm gonna be landing later. If you see something in the Sky; please do not shoot it down? Okay? I'm renting this shit.
A UFO? DUDE. I IDENTIFIED MYSELF.
Dang dude, they really wanna see this fight.
Okay, stay low to the ground
You wanted Skrillex, Right?
OKay, look--how do I never, ever explain this?
Well, now they're ALL on their way; Are you happy.
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Dude...how did you get in here…?
She came in through the bathroom window...
More importantly; how do you get out?
She's stuck in a Skrillex.
DUDE--We launched her into another dimension!
*Jumping up and down furiously*
Oh Good, her phone is dead.
She's completely isolated.
I mean--what else was I gonna do?
So. Overall: Who Would you say fucked up the hardest?
-Definitely Dillon Francis.
Public servant and citizen
Sends them into ascension
With his exquisite musicianship.
Aww--so then what--they live happily ever after?
What The fuck. No. They fuckiing hate eachother.
Well, that was...arguably one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
You, sir, are very crunchy toast on a cold, dry morning.
What the fuck happened to you?!
What the fuck happened to him?
I heard. He got his ass whooped by Dillon Francis.
So was I; I was actually at that stage; I just didn't see it happen!
I would pay to watch that.
Yeah, actually; We had the watch party at my house it was....
Like, actually random. I've never seen anything like that in my life.
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