Bro there has better be a better drop after a monologue like that or I'm gonna be mad at myself for staring into space.
YOU MUST'VE REALLY FUCKED UP, DAWG
YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP, STARR
LIKE THE ONLY CAR YOU OWN STARR
WOAH, gotta go hit the road, Starr
Karma hit you sitting all alone Starr
The only mother to you son
I know it's been awhile but I still have flashbacks
Before anyone noticed I jumped
I took took the long way around
Haven't looked in the mirror since
Mirrored rocks and mirrored doors open.
A split decusion, impulsive
I jumped before I even thought of it
Subtropics lol subtropics
Got most of these, still need a couple more albums to start my apprenticeship in dubstep.
The bellow of a faraway beast
A far cry from where I belong
I still haven't opened my eyes in a while
A flash brings me back to the time
Gone in the run of a mile
There's no knock at the door from here
Don't try to pull it apart–
I just haven't been back since
I'm still careful of years
The one love that went awry
And awkward, I walk as if
Persistence, perseverance
Patience, the doctor said
Patience, I've more than a doctor
–I thought that was clever
It's been a life lived, dear
Don't you know you've so many more of them
I've been under the weather”
I thought that was clever,
But I don't tell him anything
I learned to spell again,
Put the whole world in my head
I tend to spend all my time
Sending messages into the infinite
I've got no other friends
But i've more patients than doctors
(I thought that was clever)
Persistence, perseverance
Full of patience and practice,
“I've never done anything like this”
I should be prying my mind open
Trying to find someone that might
Instead of just crying and trying to find the right time
I'm just as mad at my mind
As it seems like those around me are
Rather,
It's indifferent,
*disappears, but definitely not for forever*
*disappears, but probably forever*
Did you take out the trash?
GARY is a Janitor; he sometimes stares into space for long periods of time, daydreaming that he is a superstar DJ named KASKADE.
He is not. He is a janitor.
And I don't know why, but
I've got my eyes closed, i'm
Have another fucking fallafel, I swear.
It looks like gun! *takes another bite* Unh…
[JENNIFER ANNISTON fires a shot into the roof!]
COME ON, THIS IS A RENTAL.
[MADONNA comes down the stairs in a bathrobe–a cucumber pops off of one of her eyes.]
THUNDER THIGHS IS EATING A FALAFEL.
*eggagerated gasp* IS THAT MY FALLAFEL.
I'M SO HUNGRY. *takes another bite*
You're a sick Individual;
And I don't care.
You make my life difficult,
I'll never be good enough;
All that I want from you;
Around the world and back
And I'm still the same as I ever was
Because y're everything I'm not
I might throw in the towl
With less responsibility,
I might be a part animal
What you see is what you get
(If you get me drunk, i'll suck your dic
Look, regardless of what you actually want, I'm going to be the most toxic thing that ever happened to you.
Thats about the only promise i can make.
Anything can be arranged.
You would do that just to spite me?
I would do anything just to spite you, Dillon Francis.
This story takes forever to tell.
Well, it's going to have to be less than forever.
This version of me likes everything spicy.
That's it? That's the only difference?
–and does a lot of cocaine.
I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.
You wanna know what's fucked up?
I have dirty little secrets no one should know about–
–And people know about them.
I'm just gonna stay over here in the safezone.
What “safezone”? This dude is about to blow you off the map.
I'm making peace with this.
Nothing, Skrillex. Go back to bed.
Lol. who the fuck is tyler.
TYLER is a DILLON FRANCIS.
Ah. What's in a name, anyway?
That's it? That's the only difference.
DId you ever figure out what happened to the-
deadmau5 doesn't respect me.
I'm sorry, I'm trying. I really am.
And brought them to the present.
Oh God. Oh Lord. Oh Jesus.
Please, please stop this.
PART I: Skrillex left me stranded in New York.
I don't want revenge on Skrillex–It's SKRILLEX.
This dude has been winning for like 7 seasons straight.
Wait. What was that dream I had last night
It was something important.
Don't tell mom about this.
Listen, i'm gonna try to hold this motherfucker down, for as long as I can–
But eventually–it's going to get up and eat something–or everything–including me–because, well–
It's a dragon, and that's what it does.
Look. I can't keep feeding this thing bananas. I'm going broke.
I'm pretty sure if you don't feed this thing bananas, whatever's going to happen is worse.
What's worse than being broke in New York City.
My God, you're right. Well.
That's it, buddy! NO more bananas
NO — MORE —- BANANAS. [the box is empty]
Why are you squinting like that.
YOU'RE KEEPING A SECRET FROM ME.
Alright, that's a synchronicity: i gotta go.
See ya. Or not. Whatever.
So, so Sonny doesn't love me, no more
I'll jus curl up under my
I write myself blank checks
I've been homeless so long
I'm sorry to say “i'm sorry”
Somehow, I just go back and forth
That's the way to move forward
*cough* a lovely photographer,
I write myself blank checks
I've been homeless so long
I've been under the radar famous
Haven't been the same sense
Don't even know what today is
I don't want the rest of you
Your other less-than-half
I still have a percentage
I still want to grab at your–
If that's your first wife
Good luck, getting it right
God knows when I'm crying,
And still doesn't like it
Automatic shades, and motorized blind
What a lovely time to find
Compared to your wild eyes
Tested thorough lik vials
That's the best cube, right
I haven't the slightest idea
Beyond science and mathematics,
A pain in my ass, Dillon Francis
“To Gradmother's House We Go”
I don't think this is a good plan–
I don't wanna talk to Dillon's Grandma.
Listen, that's the only way.
But what if she's racist.
She's a super old white lady. Of course she's racist.
I think we went back too far.
WAIT JUST A COTTON - PICKIN MINUTE.
YOu keep asking me what I want,
But like, you're not gonna like it,
And I could try to divide by 5
I guess i”m a dick rider.
Provided I'm onto my idol
(Erect, or dysfunctional)
I'm passing it on my my agent,
He'll have a laugh at it.
So it's been another ten years;
In the place that i built
If you're so fond of me ,
Onward, and into the darkness
Oh! You can see in the dark now?
Bring you up high till you fall down
Honest to God, I'm just a mediocre talen
But at the very least, at the end of it
I can just laugh and pretend
You ever been shit on by two women
but , ust out o f curiosity,
If i was being seriously literal,
Would have still said yes,
Or, lets just have all the
(Every single fan would give you a hand job!)
Just remember the guy holding
The sign at Trader Joe's in the back of the store that says
“The line starts here” doesn't get paid anymore
Than the guy taking a nap in the bathroom
Or the chick who's crying on her
–But Hailey, we needed the second income
Better try elsewhere, bud
It'll be well into next year, before I get anywhere with this
In the deadmau5, a false flag
In the big relay race to Skrillex
—and I can't image how backed up his inbox is
with pictures of ass and tits on
I oughtta wish him a bat to the head
And he blasted that bathroom snapchat pic
It's all over the internet
I just bought it for a dollar
I bet i could show you how wrong you are with just a remark
That guy's a lot to handle.
Didn't I start this off with something more poetic?
but got stuck in a mousetrap
I hope you're happy, you know
I'm hoping it turns out tragic
Haven't you ever run out of your magic?
What's the plan for tomorrow?
(Hopefully more falafels,
but probably not, thought)
I gotta show up at the post office,
Another Dillon Francis reference
Forget I ever had instagram
So, what's the plan then?
I get we're incompatible,
Or at least the bi-product of something
If i jump in front of a train
How am I gonna explain this?
When pretty girls turn evil
I guess I should humble up and consider us equals
And i could go crazy on a day like this
Okay, Dillon Francis. You have my blessing.
DILLON FRANCIS IS ENGAGED.
Wait, why are you so happy?
When Dillon Francis gets married, I get pizza.
What's so special about pizza.
Oh, so it's cheese, you want?
Stop comin' up in my dreams, motherfucker!
Why are we we at McDonalds?
When else am I gonna eat at McDonalds.
Maybe that's why you're so miserable.
Ū stabs DEADMAU5 through the head with her SPEAR.
That's it? It's just a “spear?” It doesn't have a cool name or anything like that?
No, it literally only exists like, once.
It's an ancillary rave weapon?
No, it's–it's just a spear.
Ū is sharpening a spear, unaasumingly, when deadmau5 casually walks in.
[Deadmau5 enters unassumingly]
Ū dramatically jabs spear into the left eye of the mau5 helmet, precisely through the center of the ‘X', and consequently through his head it sparks and glitches, before turning ‘off', as his body begins bleeding profusely, dying against the wall.
*everyone is shocked*, but Ū seems unbothered entirely, if not bored.
I asked why you had a spear!
Don't worry, he'll be back.
Hi, yes, I'd like a large cheese pizza.
What does it look like i'm doing.
Cause i'm ordering a pizza! Fuck!
Well, now i'm vegetarian.
Fuck yeah. Fuck Dillon Francis.
Sunni, what are you doing?
I'm–going for a swim. In my pool.
You have sponsorship with like 8 Stictly Pro-Vegan companies.
I also have sponsorship with Walmart.
Yeah, well. Tonight I'm having pizza in my hot tub.
I have another contract that I promise, overrides any other contract. Hands down.
What's this got to do with Dillon Francis.
(Don't worry, I know how it goes.)
“What do you want?” It's as if the entire universe was asking in tandem, in every way it could, what I really wanted–almost forcing me to recollect: what did I actually want?
Well, for the most part, I wanted to live.
No, I promise, i'm dead as fuck.
Well, if i'm dead, then, it doesn't really matter if I
Before KA has even realized, KU has disappeared entirely. He is left in the expanse of the outer darkness alone–and perhaps, even, for the first time in his existence–afraid.
A look of worry and fear reflect in his eyes, ever growing darker by the fading light of the distant cosmos as he stands at once still in the enclave of nonexistence.
I just wanna get like, really hot, and like
Fuck a bunch of good looking white dues
I mean, really good looking
eat a bunch of whole, healthy foods
–and forget I ever even tried to make music.
And maybe while i'm doing that I can popo out a couple kids
Make sure the one i've got doesn't have to weigh like 500 pounds,
Publish some of my books,
And forget about what a DJ is or what they do
Unless I occasionally show up to a festival
Like I never got to be in my teens,
If i can't do any of that–
not exactly live my hopes and dreams,
Everything i've just described in the above parenthetical
Isn't nesseicarily me living my dreams,
Cause if i'm living my best iife
(Before getting shitfaced),
Not maybe fucking like an entire football team of good looking hite dudes
–I mean really good looking–
Whose hopes and dreams align with mine, and maybe
I don't know,
Taht's wild to think about:
Me living my best life actually is pursuing all of my passions
and while I don't nessecarily even have a passion in literature–
Even after running 2 miles on the treadmill,
Lifting what's around apparently ‘135',
(according to some stranger at the gym)
And working out to my own mixtape–
Because i hadn't heard it in so long that I had actually forgotten
I couldn't actually believe it–
So instead of listening to another mixtape,
I just listened to it again to confirm
Only to come back to this giant,
To find that whatever satanic demon seems to have possessed m roommate
Actually has the ability to make me want to kill myself
For the first time in weeks.
After not feeling an ounce of suicidal ideation
In the amount of time it's taken to turn a
A ten minute mile into an
And An Eight minute mile into
Which isn't much by the standards of the people who grew up on
Whole foods diet and taking vitamins that
Flinstones and taste like sweettarts
That's sweet tarts, right?
–but it is impressive to me
I cured 30 years of trauma and depression by eating exclusively at
And going to the gym every day
Even if its for 5 minutes
When my roomate's depression gets so bad
It becomes contagious, and exhausting to the point that
I can only listen to the 48 laws of power on repeat
And can't help on my life to think about her
When it gets to the law that states
That you can die of other people's misery.
So i consider myself, these days
to be more dead than alive, or to have never lived
Skrillex on a world tour dancing around in one side of my brain and,
deadmau5 swinging his dick around somewhere in my subconcious
–and of course, Dillon Francis somewhere between my funny bone
And my frontal lobe wreaking more havoc on my psyche than any man should have the ability to,
And sometimes, but rarely
asians and other ethnics that
and were born alive rather than dead
In bodies and with minds that functioned
But well enough to socialize
or capitalize on whatever strengths and talents they were given
But just to reiterate,
I was born with gifts and talents,
I learned all of them from my mom
And the way I read the book was
Realizing that having a mother
With so much trauma and depression
And be the difference between
Being an athlete, a superstar musician
Or any other reason I abandoned Instagram;
Cause i don't like the algorithm reminding me
Or of all the things I could but can't do
Because i'm still playing catch up to Karen
Or whatever you wanna call her
In all the comparison to one another
Nobody really knows what the fuck it is they really want.
With deadmau5, Skrillex, and Dillon Francis on it
Just so i can throw them off
and ride off into the sunset
So i can go preform at some awesome Insomniac event
Where i'll fall in love with everybody in the front row
–well, maybe, not all of them
Or maybe I just want their bodies
The only difference between love and lust comes
So where's my son fit in to all of this?
Leave him in the dust, with his father
Cause the raised scar he left me
Crosses my tongue every other word?
It's just more to write about,
But I might want less to write about cause
I've been studying other authors
And the shotguns that they loved enough to swallow
–But honesty, i've been working out so hard
It's hard to want to off myself
Till I come to this hotel
And doesn't sit still at all
That in all this narcissism i've developed
I still have enough empathy
That her anxiety makes me
Feel the need to eat, or if I haven't
And i thought i was making it up, but
Beautiful women can't be tested
And it seems she's probably still beautiful
But really, It's almost as if
with every evil thing she's done
someone uglier replaces the girl I first saw
Of course, I'm sure it's all for something
But i wanted more for us to get along
Than to have a room alone
Where i could tell this story;
Of course, sixteen pages deep
I find it hard to believe
It really just comes naturally
That it's almost paranormal
I want a life so well fucking lived
And well accomplished that
The Festival Project, or anything in it
Fuck, I just want to be happy
What if i cured 30 years of depression
Eating Whole Foods Market
Using google documents and
Dance music as an outlet?
Or maybe I could get offed for that.
Maybe what's good for the goose is good for the gander
The password was flagship
Getting abstract and poetic again,
bending my enemies into my empathy,
Sweltering, sweating regrets on my epitaphs
I'm switching my cadences,
Just in case somebody reads this crap
I shouldn't be scares of it
Clandestine palaces crash,
caucasian interchangeable
dangerous engagement of a
Again, if you're taking it literal–
They're both fucking beautiful.
Should probably brush up my resume–
Haven't thought of jumping in front of a train
We can pretend we're individuals
But i live in a collective consciousness,
Whoever's in ignorant bliss of this
I consider lucky, negligent, and unconscious
But that's just be being pompous.
I'm half a white supremacist, anyway
Conservative, straight up
But lately, I hate the whole game game I made up
At least there's deadmau5.
Oh yeah, that's what I want.
I want to be like deadmau5.
I want a whole house filled with synthesiszers
Yeah, that's what I want.
I want a daughter with Skrillex
I want a horse drawn carriage;
I want my chest done so damn big,
For better, or worse, you know.
I'd probably be worse off,
Than all who have wronged me–
I'm just a pathological insomniac
Devil, I'll try to find him–
A vegan light skin, but in the eyes
I'm just in awe we've never talked,
I'd be a shamed to call my father
But that's where my mind goes
And I'd rather be homeless
I want him to go to school
if he''ll be able to catch up.
I want to see Satan in his own body;
Instead of taking the ones around me
Since he wants to follow me
that won't die before me.
I want someone else to recite this anomaly of poetry with, or without me.
I want to google the definition of ‘pithy”
Cause it's been circling incessantly inside my head
And i'm not trying to catch it
Yeah, we know what that is.
(of language or style) concise and forcefully expressive.
(of a fruit or plant) containing much pith.
This whole thing is opening my third eye,
Why would you mess with his head like that?
If you wanna lay in bed and get fat, that's fine
But get the fuck out of here with that
To keep counting my blessings that I got healthy
I want psychology to catch up to my understanding.
Honestly, i just want my own something
To balance the toxicity, I guess
I count my blessings, just to stay blessed
I don't want anything from anybody.
But i don't say don't cause that negates negativity, entirely .
Perhaps, soe reverse psychology,
But if I go back to school
I'll owe even more money!
I'll do music and not psychology.
I'll have professors younger than me.
I'll drown in the toxicity;
The new generation's vaping, hating themselves
canceling everything:
everyone's a baby rapist
cause tolerating even the most
Idk. eminem's cadence. It had an ‘a'
To tolerate sunsavory behavior is worth debating,
Idk if i think about it too much it'll lose its
What. you have one of those?
*shrugs, super satisfied*
I still remember the taste of bong water like it was yesterday.
I guess i'd consider bondage, for the right boytoy.
I want to stop writing, but it's still early.
I want more coffee, and less yawning.
I want God to be happy, Cause i personified her
And she's angry I ruined my body by eating.
Now I knw Sweet Chili Doritos are probably vegan.
Now I know she's programmed by the government and/or susceptible to possession by satan, or a combination of both things–assuming one is not the other, as not astonishingly, the toxicity it would take to program one person to torture another is alarmingly evil;
But Karma comes to those who intentionally hurt others, you know–
I've been brushing up on Kabbalah
It seems to attempt to provoke, but
I'd rather do nothing but stall
Perhaps i've adapted habits
At least I know that condition
I just stoped giving a fuck
If everything i do is wrong
Why do i keep waking up, then?
I want Whole Foods Market to sponsor me.
I want Equinox Fitness seven days a week.
I want to raise smart and capable children.
I want to forget Dillon Francis ever existed
I want Skrillex to stop being Skrillex
I want synthesizers and acoustic instruments in my top floor apartment
My ex husband to pay back
All of the money I paid him
I want to do more with my life than just
I want to be wanted and loved
Considering there are 8 billion people on the planet and
My talent is condensed and limited by
I want Bearr to be anywhere he feels happier
I want people to know that I tried my best, i”m not lazy
I want people to know the rest of the story
How we all decided on the world we're in together
And the only way to get to heaven is to remember.
My documents is glitching
(Or Glitchcraft, my other alias)
As it's getting close to Christmas
My butt keeps getting bigger, man
I haven't gone frgun surfin as Sunni
Fuck Starr Robert's the wifebeater—
You wanna ride on your ex wife'a fame:
That's what your name is:
Starr Michael Roberts, The Wifebeater
What goes around comes around
With these words, I defeat you
But that's besides the point—
Cause what it boils down to is
I get reminded of the past daily,
It's a regression of Chanpion sweaters
And train riders with anxiety
Cause he never could have loved me
Growing up on McDonald's and hot pockets
My father ain't got a lawyer
I don't owe nobody nothing
Father for the punishments and judgements
Try punching a light skin
Fuck it, I'll keep pressing the red button then,
I don't need medical attention
Unless it's part of the decision to let me in
So check to complex rhymes, man
I'm not gonna fight over a man,
That's just madness and Satanic,
I'm way past hate and angst;
Vengeful and revenge seeking
Entertainer of languages,
I riddle this nigga for dinner;
For pleasure and other reasons,
The change of the seasons is over
What the fuck do you want
Been made to suffer too long
Cover your mouth you programmable posessivle depressive sons of bitches—
Whoever did this is gonna get it
(Unless it's the government)
Crumbling under itself for what it did l
To the inhabitants of the Divided Fakes of
unbearable unaffordable divorced mothers and fathers,
Sisters and brothers unrecognizable to each other anymore
If all you want is money to buy stuff
Keep struggling and suffering
Wife eating little puert ass bitch.
Can't forgive someone who never apologized
Cause the statute of limitations isn't up
I'll send the aliens to pick him up
An “I love You” from afar,
Might not come back around,
Might be one, might be dos
With a spoonful of sugar,
From the Wrong Mary Poppins
Bro there has better be a better drop after a monologue like that or I'm gonna be mad at myself for staring into space.
YOU MUST'VE REALLY FUCKED UP, DAWG
YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP, STARR
LIKE THE ONLY CAR YOU OWN STARR
WOAH, gotta go hit the road, Starr
Karma hit you sitting all alone Starr
The only mother to you son
I know it's been awhile but I still have flashbacks
Before anyone noticed I jumped
I took took the long way around
Haven't looked in the mirror since
Mirrored rocks and mirrored doors open.
A split decusion, impulsive
I jumped before I even thought of it
Subtropics lol subtropics
Got most of these, still need a couple more albums to start my apprenticeship in dubstep.
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Idc if I'm an NPC at least I'm not trying to kill people by using weak and immoral individuals susceptible control and possession to attack using psychological terrorism.
What goes around comes around.
All this war that being fought is being fought on stolen sacred land on the graves of the bloodshed of hundreds of thousands.
Cut me off in the street—
Keep sending people to infiltrate my creative spaces and sacred places—