Really boring intros for the win (and the rest of this pre-season)

Shout out Tofu Daddy...

whatever.

ALERT: severe weather warnings for every day famous individuals

I guess I'm everybody's famous,

New day, same shit

I kinda hate this

Get the duck out my face

With the fake shit

I get it though

I'm an original indigo,

Nobody really knows me;

I stay in my lonely for the whole show,

Then go alone

Show me something I don't know

Programmed indidivulas with iPhones

Incentive awards,

Remote controlled coughers,

Mark my words,

Whatever ya wrong with you

Don't rub off on me,

But it comes back on you

To haunt you duck Starr the wifebeater

And his father

Fuck the Roberts

And all the evil shamans

Returning Coughs Karma

I'm a large scale shop of horrors

Floor of the fluer de flor

Or flora,

Either or, uh

I like your aura

For the hour

Or four,

Plus some

I get it. White supremacy. White girls are "ideal". Stop following me.

#racewar #psycological terrorism

Go support Starr Robert's he's half white and wants to be a rapper.

If you want me dead, you'll have to do more than follow me around with coughing bodies are Barbies, rearranging numbers in the honor of a godless snake charmer who calls himself a God but never apologized for tossing his son around just to beat his mother in front of em.

mamhattan on Shabbat, the who world is ducked up

I should have stayed-

mat the homeless shelter,it's hell either way

no home here

return all dirty curses to stare Michael Roberts

and Michael John,

he might have turned out better--

if his father didn't beat his mother--

map the curse is,

Buried his mother,

but you don't own me.
for every cough,

comes back the curse in reversal l

it hurts that you want her,

of course,

but nothing lasts of earth once the serpent sets his teeth in;

remember this,

I love,

then vanish from the loveless,

return the curses to the shaman;

whom you worship,

vut you'll sink and drown on his warship.
you dumb followers.

I get it. White supremacy. White girls are "ideal". Stop following me.

#racewar #psycological terrorism

Go support Starr Roberts he's half white and wants to be a rapper.

If you want me dead, you'll have to do more than follow me around with coughing bodies are Barbies, rearranging numbers in the honor of a godless snake charmer who calls himself a God but never apologized for tossing his son around just to beat his mother in front of em.

mamhattan on Shabbat, the who world is ducked up

I should have stayed-

mat the homeless shelter,it's hell either way

no home here

return all dirty curses to stare Michael Roberts

and Michael John,

he might have turned out better--

if his father didn't beat his mother--

map the curse is,

Buried his mother,

but you don't own me.
for every cough,

comes back the curse in reversal l

it hurts that you want her,

of course,

but nothing lasts of earth once the serpent sets his teeth in;

remember this,

I love,

then vanish from the loveless,

return the curses to the shaman;

whom you worship,

vut you'll sink and drown on his warship.
you dumb followers.

There's nothing that can fix this

(if it fits the picture)

It's just residual effect of circumference

Perhaps, it's just the geometrics mixing in with leverage

I never felt safer

Than in your arms

And I never slept sounder

How I wish that I never woke up

(I never woke up)

Soon these obsessions will cease,

And I'll end it all…

Soon these obsessions will cease,

And I'll end it all

It's honorable, you know

When the world is overpopulated

Heroic, courageous

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM?!

What! To Who?!

To Dillon Francis.

Nothing!

Look at em!

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

What happened?

You did.

I didn't do that

You did something.

Oh, what happened?

He's fat now.

He's not fat, just…rounder.

Maybe its buffness.

Maybe it's happy weight.

On crows the owl

Somebody saw it all

No knowing how, but

Somebody saw it all

know knowing how at all

But

Somebody saw it all

Somebody saw it all

They're still watching

DAVE GROHL

Well, hope tt works out for you.

What. Where you going.

Anywhere but here.

Are you serious?

So fuckin serious.

You don't want in on this?

Are you out of your mind

Yes.

Of course. That was a stupid question

wait , what happened

I don't know. I kinda figured sometimes it's best to just start in the middle of an argument. Saves me having to build suspensese–especially working with celebrity guests–

less cut takes?

Less cut takes!

Okay, who wants cupcakes.

NOBODY. THE INVITATION CLEARLY STATES

“WE HAVE COOKIES”

[silence]

[beat.]

…I'll have a cupcake

Ugh!

–yeah, I–I'll have one, too.

Are you serious.

They look tasty.

I'll tell you what looks tasty…

Tell me, i'll write a hit song about it.

Try to keep it classy.

Okay, look in here for a second.

Alright, i'm looking.

How many tracks do you see.

I don't know. At leas 5.

//return all hexes curses and demons to sender//>>return negative energy to sender>>return bear claw hex to Starr Michael Roberts>>return Phoenixx hair hex wifebeater curse >>karma effect to Michael John Roberts>>return negative energy to sender>>//aura protection//health regeneration//protection helm>>return curse to sender>>protect>>carrier>>supacree>>carrier>>Cree Dahavalynn>>protect carrier>> Sunni Blū>>return curses and hexes to sender>>return death curses to sender>> >>return coughs to sender// protext//protect recipient of coughing curse>>protect carrier><

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Happy Hannukah/Chanukah

Is Meh, but am hungry.

A-Side

beaides the point

I'll be right back

I have to fight for my life

another apple cider diet

till he decides that I'm wife material

if life's spherical,

swipe nearer to here, then

you're my hero

{Broken Soul Tales--Lost Soul Tapes} #freestyle #hiphop #improv