This week, Chris and Matt dance close to the fire by making some real questionable choices. We’re talking, like, this could be the first back-to-back sad pizza party punishment! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!

Also, Matt steals Chris’ exciting new quiz format from last week and throws it right back in his face, Chris debuts a brand new segment to get us up to speed on what’s hot in Career Opportunities, Matt drops a DOUBLE Fresh Read Hot Fact despite the fact that no one wants that, Chris is serenaded by a creepy Father’s Day song, and the guys need your ideas for a Sad Pizza Party! It can be a livestream again if you want! Punish us with your great ideas!

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