70 Movies We Saw in the ’70s: Ep 12—“Pretty Maids All in a Row” (1971)

It’s a 70 Movies/Crackpot Cinema crossover as Aaron Lee joins Mike and Ben for a sanguine good time with Roger Vadim’s sin-sopped, sick-joke high-school-homicide satire, PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW.

In addition to waxing awestruck over PRETTY MAIDS headliners Rock Hudson, Angie Dickinson, and Telly Savalas, talk also turns to the hyper-prolific 1971 outputs of co-stars Roddy McDowall and Keenan Wynn; Hugh Hefner’s Bongo Board show-off skills; BARBARELLA as background visuals for Bauhaus remixes at the 12th Street Ritz; the screen-scorching might of drive-in siren Margaret Markov; and impromptu singalongs of “Petey Was a Pitbull” by Traci Lords’ Ex-Lovers and “Stars on 45” by Stars on 45 (feel them burning in your mind!).