This week, Chris basically travels Earth’s entire timeline, Matt spends no time and also all of time with a flautist, and Uncle Howard blasts a white-hot zinger up our collective wow-hole.

Also, celebrate the Fourth of July a week late with this week’s all-American quiz, Interactive Fiction or Bruce Springsteen song; hear all about Matt’s new chihuahua and his awkward Flop; and take cover so your ears don’t get drenched by the TWEETSTORM.

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.