Celebrate back-to-school times with the guys as they take what they thought would be a light-hearted, spoopy break from underwater adventure, only to find that this book is a straight-up Stephen King nightmare factory.

That’s right! It’s a whole new book to celebrate the unholy convergence of kids going back to school and the spookiest time of the year. Why a whole new book, you ask? What happened to Zombie Penpal from last year? Well, if Zombie Penpal wanted to be read once a year by brothers doing an interactive fiction podcast looking for school-related adventures, then Zombie Penpal should have had a little more actual going-to-school in it. No shade to Zombie Penpal, but it’s no Watch Out for Room 13. Enjoy!

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Original illustrations by Bill Schmidt.