Everyone is gone and I finally have time to jerk off in the new studio by myself. Premier of the Gnard Anthem:As I'm Gay Crying - "Crew Snuggle"Credits:

Lead Vocals - Tim Lambpenis(**cough BJ)Clean Vocals - BJ "Balloon Animal" SchralpsonGuitar 1 - BJ "Balloon Animal" SchralpsonGuitar 2 - BJ "Balloon Animal" SchralpsonBass - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" SchralpsonDrums - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson

Official Lyrics:

Geeahhhhhhh!

Only in crew snuggle have I found restWith a piece of shit grey ToyotaI begin to understandHollow out this jelly like breast

With their muscles that flex to make me feelAnd assembled Gnards that big, big gay

Only in crew snuggle have I found restOnly in crew snuggle have I found rest

Remove from me (from me)(This big...) This big dildo (...dildo)(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)

Fuck!

With their muscles that flex to make me feelAnd assembled Gnards that big, big gay

Remove from me (remove from me)This big dildo (that I that I)That I called Steve (that I called Steve)That I called Steve

Only in crew snuggle have I found restWith a piece of shit grey ToyotaI begin to understandI begin to understandI begin to understand

Gnar Couch ❤️

 

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