This week, the brothers realize there are only two endings left in this holiday tradition! Will year three be the final year of this autumnal adventure? Or will they totally blow it? Also, let’s rename everything having to do with this problematic holiday!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Sound Chris Makes When Eating Thanksgiving Dinner, things get Fraise-y, Matt introduces a new segment called FTFY, the guys express some heartfelt Gratitudes, Chris drops a Trend Alert about the hottest new drink (Crappletini – terrible recipe below), and for the first Gratitudes (FKA Thanksgiving) in Finish It! history neither brother is on Nyquil!

The Crappletini

• 1 part Cranberry Juice
• 1 part Green Apple Vodka
  Pour over ice and stir, or shake with ice. It’s awful, so you can pretty much do whatever. Make sure not to use green apple liquor because that’s real sweet.

The Crappletini (Non-alcoholic)

• Sour Apple Syrup
• Unsweetened Cranberry Juice
  Yep just combine with ice or whatever.

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