This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau’s amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can’t remember what happened to him, and it’s time for dino drinks!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Dinosaucers, Todd is not getting any cooler, the boys find a very exciting page, the page gets its own jangle, and a stand-up bit about who gets the arms of the middle seat on a plane is poorly pilfered.

The Kirin Volcano

• 3 oz Jalapeno-infused rum
• .5 oz lime juice
• Passionfruit puree
• Bundaberg ginger beer

Shake rum, lime juice and puree well. Pour over ice. Top off with ginger beer. Hollow out half of lime and place a bit of bread in the hollow. Soak bread with lemon extract and set on fire. Sprinkle cinnamon and nutmeg over flame for nifty sparky stuff.

The Kirin Volcano (non-alcoholic)

Evenly combine passionfruit juice and ginger beer, sprinkle a bit of cinnamon and nutmeg on top.

The Thagomizer

• 2 shots Ron Zacapa (or any niiiice rum)
• Juice of half a lime
• Angostura bitters
• Tiki bitters
• Cherry

Pour the rum, juice and bitters over a whole pint glass of ice and stir until it melts a bunch. Serve in a tumbler with a couple ice cubes. Oooh it’s good.

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