This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we’re not totally helpless but there’s only so much you can do. It’s a fun-time show!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Ulysses 31 (thanks @TheWalkingDog6), Todd continues getting more horrible, Matt introduces the world to the gently expanding FinishItVerse, there’s plenty of Valentines and Festivale talk, and seriously these poor kids on dino island are getting deeply traumatized.

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Original illustrations by Ron Wing.