It's Halloween and the last show before Election Day, so Adam, Ryan and JayBee are SPOOKED! But they soldier on, discussing Jeffrey Toobin's Zoom masturbation scene and the Pope's views on same-sex civil unions. Then, Michael Alvear, author of "How to Bottom Like a Porn Star," tries his best to make us all better bottoms. Pass the lube. Visit www.adamsank.com.