Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It’s possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS!

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction AND Dot Dot Dot (thank you, @mauvebilions!), Chris is dying to know Who Thou Doth Ship, Tarlane goes on a sweaty elevator rant, and the brothers need you to show them #WhatsZarkonHolding so grab the big wizard pic below and ‘shop it good!

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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.