This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child’s life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child’s life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don’t panic! It’s ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won’t get the same read?

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Xena: Warrior Princess (again yes we know), Chris drops Matt face-first to a high-flying round of Surprise Karaoke, and the guys take a peek at a sweetly sleeping minotaur. Aww.

And don’t forget it’s SAD PIZZA PARTY TIME! Don’t miss the upcoming Live Stream Extravaganza this Saturday, July 24 at 10pm ET/7pm PT on the Finish It! YOUTUBE channel! The brothers will be reading your User Generated Interactive Fiction masterpiece, Ghost Pirates of the Sea-erra Madre, reviewing your Dragons’ Den predictions, and ruining pizza for everyone!

Ooo UGC! It’s Ghost Pirates of the Sea-erra Madre!

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Original illustrations by Marco Cannella