Teachers are suffocating children with face coverings, apparently Sonic fast-food is transphobic, we're firing health care workers during the "worst pandemic in history," and we're about to go bankrupt as a country. We're completely effed. But, of course, despite all of this we still found time to laugh at people for an hour straight.

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