This week, only four loose pages stand between the brothers and the start of a whole new book prison! Matt tracks down a sassy waitress! Chris ignores his strongest wizard impulse! Will it be enough?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to an absolutely humiliating round of the brand new quiz, Remember That First Sentence, Bro?; everything is better Goblin style; the guys enjoy some special book-themed beverages; and if you like Tender Textings, you’re in luck because you’re getting extra helpin’s!

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Original illustrations by Jim Holloway