This week, Matt has his DESTINY told to him, Chris busts out his KNIFE, and… could it be that one of the brothers has found this book’s Best Read? Sure, why not!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction Character with a Ridiculous Name or Character with a Ridiculous Real Name from Something Else, Chris drops Finish It! Finds It: TikTok edition, Thrombey gets up on a washing machine, a boy gets strangled to death with a bag over his head, and Myra gets what’s coming to her (but in a good way, though)!

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik