This week, Chris gets torn to shreds, Matt learns something deeply disappointing about these 37 diamonds, and there are only four endings left, you guys! What book should be finished next?

Also, Chris subjects Matt to a “Can You See Ghosts” test from the internet, Matt does a little housekeeping, helicopters make wakka-wakka sounds, a cop’s mind gets absolutely blown, and a very special “guest” makes an appearance from the high ground! And seriously there are only a handful of endings left in this fantastic book, so let us know what you think we should read next!

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik