This week, Chris’ nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration – perfect for a podcast! – and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to the new quiz CYOA O DDD (pulled straight from the discord – thanks The Familiar Stranger!), Matt challenges Chris to a Surprise Holiday Caroloke from Sia, and there’s a heck of a big ol’ MERCH DROP that just happened! Hot new designs from Chris including a “I’m with Turd Brother” Krampus-inspired design perfect for the holidays, a Godbunny design perfect for anywhere in the universe, a design for your favorite tagline and tons more. Worried we’re making beaucoup bucks off of you? We assure you we make nothing! And that’s how we like it!

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Illustrations by Don Hedin