This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back.

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Adventure Haiku (thanks, @midnitelibrary and whatever AI bot helped you!), the guys make some milky brown thick whiskies in a new edition of CYOB, Matt messes around with fancy color lights even though you guys can’t even see any of that, and the guys spend way too much time trying to figure out being stuck five minutes ahead in time!

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