It’s the most special week in America so it’s time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It’s a pod-spangled star-cast!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a traditional round of Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Chris and minibit challenge Matt to a round of Surprise Fairy Story, the movie Unbreakable is repeatedly praised, and here comes the Tremulous!

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