This week, there are two endings left but Matt isn’t feeling so great about his read. Why, it would take a straight-up book miracle for the guys to finish this book in this episode! An honest-to-gosh BOOK MIRACLE. Who could harness the powers of chaos to complete such a mighty task? Maybe SOMEONE?!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Fictional Character Matt Kind of Looks Like Right Now Because of His New Glasses, BattleCards make their first—and almost certainly not last—appearance, and it seems like some folks on Discord were concerned about the short length of episodes lately. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?!

Voting for the next book is donezo! What will it be? Listen to find out! Or, if it’s easier, simply exist a week from when Matt is writing this and you will just see what it is on the website.

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